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Ruler of the World thread

Most importantly I will force Chris Haddock to make more episodes of Intelligence and use the revenue from the oil and nuclear power to fund the new episodes.

Edited to add: I'm also going to get more episodes of The Tournament made and buy the rights to Made in Canada so that I can get it released on DVD.
Your wish is granted. I haven't watched any of those shows, so I don't know if new episodes are a good thing or not.
Thanks. These are some of the best TV shows ever made in North America.

WHF, might I also humbly suggest you force the entire cast of Corner Gas to reunite and make more episodes? :techman:
You know I'm a huge fan of Canadian TV and yet I've never watched an episode of Corner Gas. I probably should take a look at this show. But for now I place the cast under your authority.
 
ElimParra will have to decide about Texas.
I'm actually let Texas become an independent state, and remove my claim as ruler there. Instead want to claim rule Scotland, Wales and Ireland. All three have a combined population of less than 13 million.

You are too late. Thor Damar asked for Scotland, wales and Ireland further up in the thread.

If you are giving up Texas you will have to select another place.
 
I also want Hawaii(all islands). I will comeback with details later.
 
i humbly request the states of North Dakota, South Dakota and Montana.

to recongise the munificence of Miss Chicken, she will replace the Presidents on Mount Rushmore.

this, of course gives me control over a large chunk of the US strategic missile stocks. all other lords should be duly warned.

our new flag will be a field of alternating red and white stripes with an upper canton of a black cat on a blue field.
 
Deranged Nasat - Ross Ice Shelf

And because you sucked up so well I will give you the Galapagos Islands as well so that you can lord over the penguins that live there.

Miss Chicken is generous. I confirm my Ross Ice Shelf holding and also accept the Galapagos Islands as an additional colony. My reign commences. Let my national motto ring forth: "Mostly Penguins; All Glory".
 
I also want Hawaii(all islands). I will comeback with details later.

Hawaii is yours. I am looking forward to the details of what you plan to do there.

captcalhoun: i humbly request the states of North Dakota, South Dakota and Montana.

to recongise the munificence of Miss Chicken, she will replace the Presidents on Mount Rushmore.

They are yours. I approve wholeheartedly with removing the Presidents from Mt Rushmore. I hope you will consult with the Lakota and Cheyenne to see if they have no objections to my face being on there instead.
 
I shall write a song in Kazakh to be the new national anthem, obviously full of cats and chickens and the like.

I might suggest using this as a starting point.

I wondered how long it would take for a Borat reference to show up ;).

That probably is my best starting point, as I can't speak a word of Kazakh. I'll be a withdrawn foreign ruler...

I'll request Kazakhstan. The new patron of the steppes shall be the almighty Miss Chicken, and all the inhabitants shall bow before her. I shall rename all the vaguely unpronounceable city names to ones befitting of the Great Miss Chicken, and I shall write a song in Kazakh to be the new national anthem, obviously full of cats and chickens and the like.

The Aral Sea shall have a huge statue of Miss Chicken commisioned on it. The poor peasants shall all pay taxes to me, of which a large percentage goes to the Kazakh Miss Chicken fund.

I also may start wars with any other would-be rulers of the steppes.

It is yours.

I want ti know how tall the huge statue will be and what it will be made of (black marble or black jade would be nice)

Let me see. The statue shall be situated in the dried up part of the Aral, looking south-east towards Tasmania, to remind the steppe peasants of their overlord's origins. The pedestal shall be made of black marble and be 100m high. The statue of Miss Chicken herself shall be made of black jade, another 150m high, with the tail up another 50m bringing the total to 300m, as tall and soon to be as recognisable as a certain Parisian tower. It shall be used as a navigation point for those lost in the desert around that area. It shall be titled: The Aral Statue of Chicken. As it's also close to the border of Uzbekistan, it represents the edge of my realm, and where future expansion may be taken.
 
captcalhoun: i humbly request the states of North Dakota, South Dakota and Montana.

to recongise the munificence of Miss Chicken, she will replace the Presidents on Mount Rushmore.

They are yours. I approve wholeheartedly with removing the Presidents from Mt Rushmore. I hope you will consult with the Lakota and Cheyenne to see if they have no objections to my face being on there instead.

of course!

if i may, i'd like to expand my area of control to include Minnisota, Iowa, Wyoming and Missouri. i particularly need Wyoming to secure the other US ICBM base and Missouri for control of the B2 Spirit stealth bombers.

if need be, i'll do without Minnesota.

*bows scrapes, grovels*
 
Just so long as you never plan to aim these missiles/bombers at Tasmania or Iceland.
 
of course not!!!

they will be used solely to defend my kingdom from other so-called rulers. particularly that fried chicken obsessed fool who seized England!
 
Supreme lady, you humble vassal thanks you for your gifts and pledges that the Russo-Celtic Union (RCU) shall be a force for stability, peace and alcoholism across the world.:cool:

Per your request, the national uniform of my domain shall be the kilt with our troops ever accompanied by the fearsome bagpipes. Frankie Boyle is my ambassador to the UN.

I would extend greetings and the finest whiskey to my fellow rulers, may we work together in a wonderful drunken haze.
 
I could call dibs on Italy, but only a fool would try to rule such a unruly place. Frankly, too much hassle, and too little satisfaction. Even if, having the picture of Miss Chicken painted on the side of Colosseum or St Peter's Cathedral would be cool.

I thought about a place with a similar climate, scenery and weather, but without all the pain in the ass. So, I would humbly ask Her Majesty Miss Chicken the First for Lordship over New Zealand, including Polynesia for holiday's resort.
 
Ha ha.. I now live in Crusherburg?


Fine by me, but do not expect me to do any snowclearing.
 
So in this version are we only claiming portions of countries or states, or can one claim a whole territory as long as it has 50 million or less people? Just wondering. ;)
 
You can claim multiple territories as long as the total population is less than 50 million. Of course, it's at the kitty cat's discretion whether you get it or not. :D
 
I could call dibs on Italy, but only a fool would try to rule such a unruly place. Frankly, too much hassle, and too little satisfaction. Even if, having the picture of Miss Chicken painted on the side of Colosseum or St Peter's Cathedral would be cool.

I thought about a place with a similar climate, scenery and weather, but without all the pain in the ass. So, I would humbly ask Her Majesty Miss Chicken the First for Lordship over New Zealand, including Polynesia for holiday's resort.

You get New Zealand and . So far you are my nearest neighbour (as no-one has asked for Australia). I expect to get multiple invitations to visit your country.

I won't give you all of Polynesia as someone has already claimed Hawaii and I want to give Tahiti (French Polynesia) to anyone who makes a map but I will give you Samoa, Tonga, Nuie and the Cook Islands.
 
So in this version are we only claiming portions of countries or states, or can one claim a whole territory as long as it has 50 million or less people? Just wondering. ;)

As RJ said - you can claim any territory/territories so long as you don't pass the 50 million population mark. I have generously allowed a couple of rulers to go just over the 50 million mark.
 
I thought about a place with a similar climate, scenery and weather, but without all the pain in the ass. So, I would humbly ask Her Majesty Miss Chicken the First for Lordship over New Zealand, including Polynesia for holiday's resort.

You get New Zealand and . So far you are my nearest neighbour (as no-one has asked for Australia). I expect to get multiple invitations to visit your country.
since I can't have Scotland, Ireland and Wales, I'll take all of mainland Australia.
 
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