It's been known to make desert sands fertile.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau can make a tasty pie out of shit.
Captain Robau has been known to stop incoming trains with a shake of his head.
Robau once kicked a tidal wave into the sun.
Captain Robau has been known to stop incoming trains with his head.
Robau hasn't been to Blockbuster video in years, but he just can't bring himself to throw away his membership card.
Blockbuster has reinvented itself, they now show no movies, just a continuous loop of Robau fight scenes. Blockbuster is now Robaubuster.
That's why Hollywood Video went bust. They couldn't Robauize.
That's why Hollywood Video went bust. They couldn't Robauize.
Robau makes women orgasm with just one look.
The last time Captain Robau went hunting, he rendered the dodo extinct.
Robau is the inception.
Robau knows about...THE EVENT!!!
We all live in his dream.
Robau doesn't need to pack when he travels. Reality changes around him.
Robau is the One!
Robau has never been to South of The Boarder but doesn't consider this a loss given what he knows of the place.
And what he knows is true solid fact!
Captain Robau is annoyed that there are still no USS Kelvin novels telling of his amazing exploits.
Although he agrees that nobody could possibly do his adventures enough justice
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