DS9 Caption Contest #9: The Great Outdoors

[Mistral]

Worf: "Are you certain this planet is uninhabited. This area does look like a rock quarry."

Sisko: "That explains the wrecked Corvette."

Dax: "You know, this reminds me of this terrible Outer Limits episode I saw where this ship takes off from Earth and crashes and after the survivors struggle against what they think is an alien planet they find they're back on Earth."

(6 large saurians over ten feet high, with six inch claws and sixteen inch incisors come springing over the hill doing 20/kph+, headed right for them.)

Dax: "Of course, I could be dead wrong about that similarity."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Dax: "You know, this reminds me of this terrible Outer Limits episode I saw where this ship takes off from Earth and crashes and after the survivors struggle against what they think is an alien planet they find they're back on Earth."

(6 large saurians over ten feet high, with six inch claws and sixteen inch incisors come springing over the hill doing 20/kph+, headed right for them.)

Dax: "Of course, I could be dead wrong about that similarity."

"Especially since that was actually a Twilight Zone episode, not The Outer Limits."

 

[ares93]

Worf: Here you go, Captain.

Sisko: "What is it?"

Worf: "It's my penis-or what's left of it. I'd like you to hold it for safe-keeping."

Sisko: "I'm honored, Mr. Worf. I'll see if I can't find a thimble to store it in."

Dont be ridiculous... He's handing over the mod password so Sisko can reopen the "Worf's penis" thread.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Garak: Well, I must say, human thigh exercise techniques are most...interesting to watch.

Nog: I think they're dancing.

When Kira was told that Jadzia was "on the fence" on the Bajor hiking trip...she didn't think it was literal.

Quark: Odo...do you realize that I was begging the Blessed Exchequer in my dreams...that it would be Major Kira's face I'd wake up to see?

Odo: HMPH! I don't suppose changing my face into hers would help?

Quark: Don't flatter yourself. You'd never get her hotness right...no matter how much time you've spent contemplating it.

Odo: Why you--!

Worf: We have discovered this ring in the cavern, Captain.

Jadzia: It looks plain, I know--but for a bit, it looked like there was some writing on it.

Gollum: (squinting to see from behind them) Filthy Starfleetses--they STOLE it from us!!!

Muniz: Hey, Chief, did you hear the one about the drunken--?

O'Brien: Not...another...word...Mister.

Muniz: What? I was gonna say "Ferengi"!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Quark: "'I forget...is you an old man or an old woman?'"
Odo: "'Glory'! 1989! Okay, my turn. Let's see...'How can you be deaf with ears like that?'"

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

Worf: We have discovered this ring in the cavern, Captain.

Jadzia: It looks plain, I know--but for a bit, it looked like there was some writing on it.

Gollum: (squinting to see from behind them) Filthy Starfleetses--they STOLE it from us!!!

HAH! This literally made me LOL! "The precious!"

 

[Mistral]

Dax: "You know, this reminds me of this terrible Outer Limits episode I saw where this ship takes off from Earth and crashes and after the survivors struggle against what they think is an alien planet they find they're back on Earth."

(6 large saurians over ten feet high, with six inch claws and sixteen inch incisors come springing over the hill doing 20/kph+, headed right for them.)

Dax: "Of course, I could be dead wrong about that similarity."

"Especially since that was actually a Twilight Zone episode, not The Outer Limits."

Dax: "Y'know, Benjamin-I knew it was a Twilight Zone episode but the Outer Limits just sounds cooler. I wanted to be as cool to you as possible-I have plans for the content of that thimble later."

 

[Mistral]

O'Brien: "...and this is where I hit the 'On' switch for the Keiko mods I installed."

Muniz: "Keiko mods?"

O'Brien: "My wife. I built a few things in for her, if you know what I mean?!? As a wedding present...?"

Muniz: "I'm sorry, I don't -oh. You used the bio-electric gel packs, didn't you?"

O'Brien: (Looking away) "Maybe a couple."

Muniz: "No wonder Voyager went missing!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Worf: Here you go, Captain.

Sisko: "What is it?"

Worf: "It's my penis-or what's left of it. I'd like you to hold it for safe-keeping."

Sisko: "I'm honored, Mr. Worf. I'll see if I can't find a thimble to store it in."

Sisko: "I figured you give it to Jadzia, so she could have the complete set. "

 

[LeadHead]

Quark: Why did you wake me? I was having this wierd dream where I was the Prinicpal of a High School with Vampire troubles...

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Kira: "What the hell is Cthulhu doing in a petting zoo?"

The crew took bets on how long it would be before O'Brien figured out that his missing communicator had been stuck in his finger all morning long.

 

[LeadHead]

Kira: Kira to Defiant. I'm at the cabin you wanted me to investigate and I brought provisions, what am I supposed to do here?

Sisko: (over comm) I dunno. So long, sucker! Maximum Warp!

 

[Rush Limborg]

O'Brien: Y'know, Ensign...you look just like George Lopez.

(both laugh)

Muniz: Y'know, Chief...you look just like Bilbo Baggins!

(silence...)

 

[LeadHead]

Meaney: Hey, I hear this is your last episode, you should try to get a part on Voyager.

Rio: Nah, the only part they'd give me is in 4 years and is an alien criminal, i can do better.