DS9 Caption Contest #9: The Great Outdoors

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! Sorry to keep you waiting on this one, but I'm back and ready for more captioning! The update day for this contest will now be Saturday, and it will update once every 2 weeks.

Now that the logistics are done, how bout some winners?

For demonstrating that some extra costs are worth the money, our winner is:

Quark: "And that, gentlemen, is why you should always pay me the extra six strips of latinum for a cup."

For reinforcing the "Rom is an Idiot" Stereotype very well, our winner is:

Rom proved to be very unpopular after he said his favorite episode of "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" was "Move Along Home"

The Next winner shows that Odo was the only person on DS9 who spent that 2 weeks doing his job rather than training excessively for the game:

ODO: Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!

Sisko shakes his head.

ODO: Touchdown?

For giving us a cautionary tale of where Entertainment is going if we don't stop Reality Television dead in its tracks, our winner is:

Apparently not everyone appreciated the Bajoran sport: Corner and kill the Cardassian B*st*rd!

For the important safety tip to never turn your back while playing Racquetball, our winner is:

O'Brien (thinking): A few inches to the right and I would've needed a proctologist to remove this ball.

Congratulations to all our winners and contestants!

Moving on, there are strange new worlds out there, and despite being Space Station or Defiant bound most of the time, our heroes did get to go outside from time to time...

Go for it!

 

[LeadHead]

Bashir: So Nog where are these Friends you wanted us to meet? Uh-Oh!

Nog: Sorry Doctor, Good Luck Sucker!

Kira: Kira to Runabout. I'm lost.

Runabout: (over comm) We beamed you down right outside the Front Door!

Odo: Quark, stop dreaming about Sisko and wake up!

Worf: We completed the treasure hunt Captain, all we found was this expired Credit Card.

O'Brien: We need to get inside this ship any ideas?

Muniz: Find the door?

O'Brien: You're smart enough to be an officer!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Garak: "We've drained Loch Ness, but all we found were a bunch of plain, ordinary scuba-yetis."

Kira: "Beam me two meters to the right. Energize!"

Sisko: "This isn't my lucky pebble, either. Get back out there and don't come back until you've found it!"

O'Brien: "I envy you, Muniz. Winning the lottery two days before you marry your childhood sweetheart and resign from Starfleet."

 

[Nerys Myk]

O'BRIEN: Just remember, what happens on shore leave, stays on shore leave.

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

Thanks for the win! I KNEW I wasn't the only one who hated that episode! LOL

Bashir: *gasps* Look, it's our doubles from the mirror universe!
Sisko: You idiot, that's just our reflections in the water! *grumbles* Genetically engineered, my ass.

Kira: Was that a tumbleweed I just saw roll by? Where the hell am I?

Odo: Quark!! Wake up, I have great news!
Quark: What, what? Are we being rescued?
Odo: No, even better than that - I have a new hairstyle!

Jadzia didn't have the heart to tell her friend Benjamin that by accepting the small gemstone from Worf, he'd just initiated a Klingon mating ritual.

O'Brien: Now you listen to me. By the end of this episode, you're gonna be dead, and there's nothing you can do to change that, so you can quit whining about it already.
Muniz: But I thought blue shirt was the new red shirt ...
O'Brien: Yeah, well, this week yellow shirt is the new red shirt. Deal with it.
Muniz: Well, okay ... hey, wait a minute, you're wearing yellow too!
O'Brien: No, you're wearing yellow. I'm wearing ... goldenrod. Yeah, that's it, goldrenrod!
Muniz: *sigh*

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "Here's a quarter. Call someone who gives a damn."

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: We found this message on the ground.

Sisko: (reading) Sisko, you fool. Why in gods name didn't you Bring the Defiant on this mission?

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: Pure dilithium. This planet is covered with it.

SISKO: I like the name "Bensylvania". File the paperwork.

 

[mirandafave]

Whoo hoo! Thanks for the win.

Kira was Bajor's first Dorothy in the new Wizard of Oz.

Worf: Bling captain. But not as we know it.
Jadzia [eyerolls]: yeah like the sash you wear around you isn't bling enough.

O'Brien: Go on. Pull my finger!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Bashir: "I can't believe this is the fabled Wrigley's Pleasure Planet! Pretty damned short on the pleasure, I'd say."
Nog: "I can't even find any gum!"

Kira: "Cripes, is that a Tyrannosaurus rex wearing a saddle? Geez, the locals around here might be a lot tougher than we anticipated!"

Worf: "We found this, Captain. So the enemy definitely was here, but they apparently abandoned the site just before we arrived."
Sisko: "I'm not surprised. With these wool uniforms and this 95 degree heat, they probably thought a herd of buffalo was about to come around the bend."

O'Brien: "Alright, if your wife is as beautiful as you say she is, then if it's okay with Keiko, it's okay with me."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sisko: "Give it time. I'm sure someone will Photoshop the Beatles into this scene."

 

[Mistral]

Global warming had become a serious problem by the 24th Century. Here, a Starfleet survey team is seen crossing the Mediterranean from France to Africa.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kira failed to heed the warning about the ticks.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Kira failed to heed the warning about the ticks.

 

[LeadHead]

O'Brien: You're right, on a mission to a hot rock quarry it would have been a good idea to bring some water with us.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sisko: "I'd appreciate it Doctor, if you wouldn't keep humming the theme song from the Monkees."

Worf: "Are you certain this planet is uninhabited. This area does look like a rock quarry."
Sisko: "No, definitely not a quarry. Not in the slightest."
Dax: "And why's there a blue box back there, with the word Police written on it?"
Sisko: "We do not discuss it with outsiders."

O'Brien: "I need some perspective on this. I can't tell from this angle how deep the ship is buried. Do me a favour and go back there. Where the sign for the Jem'Hadar minefield is."
Muniz: "Okay."
O'Brien: "And jump up and down a bit."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Worf: "Are you certain this planet is uninhabited. This area does look like a rock quarry."

Sisko: "That explains the wrecked Corvette."

 

[Mistral]

O'Brien: "No, seriously, is there a thin patch up there? I swear I can feel the breeze more and more lately."

 

[ares93]

Worf: Here you go, Captain. The new software for the Defiant. Maybe we can get of this rock now.
Sisko: Excellent work, Commander!
Dax: Do do it, Ben. You'll kill us all. Its Windows Vista

 

[Mistral]

Worf: Here you go, Captain.

Sisko: "What is it?"

Worf: "It's my penis-or what's left of it. I'd like you to hold it for safe-keeping."

Sisko: "I'm honored, Mr. Worf. I'll see if I can't find a thimble to store it in."