DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What?

[LeadHead]

Hello all, time to go for a new Caption Contest! Since we just recently finished doing a Line by Line Thread of The Way of The Warrior, I thought it'd be a good idea to take some choice caps from that ep and have some fun. But before we get there....


Time for the winners!

For showing us that Worf may not have been all that excited about Julian and Ezri getting together, our winner is:

Bashir: "Still sulking Worf? I thought you were over it. All I said was that Ezri makes noises like a little puppy when she's excited, and I just wondered if Jadzia was the same."

For showing that The Resistance during the Dominion Occupation needed some help in the planning department, our winner is:

Kira: "And then I'll plant the bomb in the access tunnel behind Dukat's quarters, while you... Wait is that door still partially open?"
Weyoun: "No."

And for showing us that Bashir might not have really learned anything at Starfleet Medical Academy, our winner is:

BASHIER: I got a squiggly line here. Is that bad?

Lots of good photoshops this time around, but this won wins on pure creativity:

Congratulations to all our winners!

Here we go with a special contest with extra pictures to caption!

 

[LeadHead]

Bashir: I caught the intruder! Shoot him!

O'Brien: It's Odo you fool!

Bashir: Who's Odo?

Quark: That's my Special Beer brewed in an ugly warehouse in the middle of a metropolitan area.

Worf: I'm not talking to you.

Kira: Okay I'm sorry I said your uniform was obsolete, if it makes you feel any better they're making me get a new one soon too!

Dax: I don't need to keep my eyes on the road.

Collision Alert! Collision Alert!

Few knew that the Bajoran Temple was actually an underground Fight Club.

Blueshirt: I'm gonna be a Hero- ARRRGH!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thank's for the win!

Evil Worf: "You will kill and roast that targ Quark for his endless profiteering. And you will enjoy it, savour it, record it for playback on the holodeck."
Kira: "Yes, that's a good idea. I'll roast the little toad... Hold on. Shouldn't there be a good Worf on my other shoulder advising calm restraint."
Evil Worf: "There was a good Worf, but I killed him."

 

[Rat Boy]

Bashir: "If you're the real Odo, tell us something only he would know."

Odo: "Kira thinks you're a shitty kisser, Doctor, and she caught the chief peeking in on her in the shower."

O'Brien: "Ah crap."

Quark: "By the way, that's Odo you're drinking."

*O'Brien spits*

Quark: "Works every time."

Kira: "We're getting a new senior officer? Is he a stuck-up Klingon? I hope not. I hate stuck-up Klingons."

Worf: "I'm right here!"

Odo opens up with Captain Kirk's famous double-fisted slam and finishes the Klingon off with Captain Kirk's equally famous flying butt punch.

Lawyer: "As you can see when we advance to frame 216, he's back and to the left. Back and to the left."

 

[Nerys Myk]

BASHIER: Of course he's the killer! Didn't you see "The Undiscovered Country"!

O'BRIEN: Yeh, the game is every time Worf growls we take a drink

QUARK: I'll get the second keg.

KIRA: So, I say to him...yeah at least my head doesn't look like a fanny!

DAX: Turns out none of my past hosts were pilots.

Ah,sorry?

KLINGON: I am not losing to damn bowl of jell-o!!!!!

O'BRIEN: I hit Pan.....watch out for Tinkerbell!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kira: "We had a ship dock about an hour ago; only passenger was a girl named Bitsy."

Worf: "I'm getting the fuck out of here."

 

[Skywalker]

O'Brien: "It's life, Julian, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it."
Bashir: "We come in peace! Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Awight, Jules, this the pig who roughed you up? Say the woid an' he'll get his just dessoits.

Jadzia: See? Told you I could steal the Defiant for our honeymoon.

Odo: NO BAT'LETHS IN THE TEMPLE!

 

[Admiral Shran]

Thanks for the win.

Klingon: BABYLON FIVE IS THE SUPERIOR SHOW!
Odo: NO! OUR SHOW IS MUCH BETTER!

 

[Rat Boy]

Angry Dodgers fans confront umpire Odo.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Dax: "Okay, on course for Zebulon IV at warp seven! Nothing to do now but kill the next six hours 'til we arrive!" *spins around in chair* "Wanna ?"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

All were forever traumatized on that fateful night in which a plastered Morn climbed onto the bar and began his striptease.

Kira: {sniff,sniff} "Why Worf, did you bring me lilacs?"

As he watched O'Brien's shot curve around at an impossible 160° angle, Ensign Twitman thought back to the gypsy fortune teller's crazy warning that the universe was out to get him...

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

O'Brien: TAKE IT BACK!!
Odo: Oh come on Chief, all I said is that you and Dr. Bashir act like a gay couple, not that you actually are a gay couple!
O'Brien: TAKE IT BACK!!
Odo: Okay, okay, I take it back... *muttering under breath* Drama queen...
Bashir: Oh dear, Garak is going to be jealous ...
Odo and O'Brien: WHAT?!

Quark: So Chief, I heard you pulled a phaser rifle on Odo after he said you and Bashir act like...
O'Brien: Shut up Quark, or I'm pouring the rest of this drink over your head!

Kira: Jadzia, could you please tell Worf that I don't think he looks fat? I said something about the old uniforms being 'bulky,' and now he won't stop pouting...

Jadzia: See Worf? Aren't the new uniforms slenderizing?
Worf: *grudgingly* Yes...
Jadzia: Are you saying I would've looked fat in the old ones?!
Worf: Ah crap.

Klingon: Bitch, I will CUT YOU!

O'Brien: *thinking* Maybe I should have told the new guy to watch out, since 'blueshirt' is the new 'redshirt?' Naw, I'm sure he already knows.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BLUESHIRT: Why dont these things have a "Green Lantern" setting!!!???

 

[Kirby]

Quark: Sorry to bother you folks, but has anyone seen my urine sample? I had it sitting on the bar and was ready to take it down to Dr. Bashir and I turned my back for just a second...

KIRA: Seriously Worf, these nose ridges do serve a purpose. *sniff sniff* Are you eating Vole again?

Dax: I'm perfectly capable of flying the ship without watching the screen. My friend Deanna does it all the time.

 

[Mistral]

O'Brien: "Are you sure I should fire? He is our Head of Security, y'know."

Bashir: "He took my parking space this morning. Waste him."

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

O'Brien: Now, does anyone ELSE have anything to say about my man-boobs?

 

[Isis]

The DS9-Mighty Morphin Power Rangers crossover episode was not well received.

 

[LeadHead]

O'Brien: Check out my curve shot Ensign, works like a- uh oh.

 

[Isis]

Bashir: "Odo, you tell him."

Odo: "O'Brien, you look ridiculous."

O'Brien: "I don't understand--it worked on Ghostbusters."

Sometimes the DS9 crew felt their lives were just one big soap opera.