DS9 Caption Contest #5: Secrets and Lies

[LeadHead]

Hello there ladies and gents!

I am glad to report that even with TrekCore's galleries not being easily accessible right now, I was able to get some pictures to keep things going while repairs are underway.

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, Our Winners!

For showing us how that line could have come out instead...

"PENDING A DETAILED SPECTROSCOPIC ANALYSIS OF THE COMPONENT CHEMICALS IN THE DATA ROD MATRIX AND CROSS-REFERENCING THEM WITH A LIST OF KNOWN FEDERATION SYNTHETIC COMPOUNDS, AND GIVEN THE INCRIMINATING NATURE OF THE DATA CONTAINED HEREIN AND HOW IT WOULD AFFECT THE OUTCOME OF THE WAR IN THE FEDERATION'S FAVOR, I CAN SAY WITH REASONABLE CERTAINTY THAT I QUEEEEEEEESTION ITS AUTHENTIIIIICIIIITYYYYYY!"

For finally making something about "Profit and Lace" funny...

Miles: You think that looks silly. You should see what Bashir did to Quark.

For proving that Genetically enhanced doesn't always mean Smarter...

BASHIER: Good targ....nice little targ....

DAX: This can't end well.

For showing that Sports will always be a part of society...

Sisko forgot all about baseball when he discovered Brockian Ultra-Cricket.

And the ever-important Running Gag award...

Vreenak: "IT'S A CAAAAAKE!"

Director: "Cut. Ready second take."

Vreenak: "ANOTHER TAAAAAKE!?"

Brooks (OS): And do it for REAAAAAL this time!

Congratulations to all of our contestants and winners!

And now on with the next contest!

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: The service here is terrible.

Odo: Well, next time don't throw our waiter across the Promenede when he gives you Orange Juice accidentally.

Kira: Okay, so if Sisko asks, we don't know what happened to the baseball, okay?

Odo: Got it. How much did you get for it on ebay?

Bashir: This monitor is making a strange noise, now it says.... "Your patient is dying." What do you think that means?

 

[milo bloom]

Kira: Okay, so if Sisko asks, we don't know what happened to the baseball, okay?

Odo: Got it. How much did you get for it on ebay?

Odo: eBay? I'm hiding it up my-
Kira: Say another word and you and your bucket go out the nearest airlock.

Bashir: (reading) "All your base are belong...Captain, I think it's a military code!"

 

[Isis]

Bashir: "All right, who overdid the plomeek soup at lunch?"

 

[Skywalker]

Bashir: "What?! Skywalker's caption didn't win? But it was wonderful! It fit the image perfectly, it tied into another thread on the forum... I haven't been this confused since Ron Moore suddenly decided that I was genetically enhanced!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

BASHIER: I got a squiggly line here. Is that bad?

 

[neozeks]

Bashir: Uh-Oh, seems my nanites-in-the-nose therapy has backfired...aaaa...aaaa....

 

[AdmiralGarak]

After three long hours of waiting, nobody had the heart to tell the trio that Quark's was closed on Christmas morning.

Kira: "And then I'll plant the bomb in the access tunnel behind Dukat's quarters, while you... Wait is that door still partially open?"
Weyoun: "No."

Bashir: "What's this word? See-Ay-En-See-Ee-Ar? Canker? What the hell is terminal 'canker'? Ensign Ricky, do you have really bad mouth sores by any chance?"

 

[Gepard]

I won? Cool! And thanks!

MILES: "Let the Klingon win."

"There's a red thingy coming towards a green...thingy. I think we're the green thingy."

 

[Gepard]

 

[Nerys Myk]

ODO:Harumph, "Quark's Ladies Gym". What gave the Ferengi that idea.

WORF: Rom accidentally ordered 100 mini-tramolines

BASHIER: er, wanna switch places?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Bashir: "Still sulking Worf? I thought you were over it. All I said was that Ezri makes noises like a little puppy when she's excited, and I just wondered if Jadzia was the same."

Odo: "Look, all I want to know is why I have to take the moist patch in bed just because of some outdated bedroom etiquette?"
Nerys: "Odo, you are the moist patch in bed."

Bashir: "All I'm saying is that on some occasions it's okay to be late for a Doctor's appointment."

Rom os: "Uuuummm, I don't get it..."

Bashir: "You can take time out for a shower after a double shift in waste extraction."

Rom: "Uuuhh Okay."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Bashir: (Farting sound) “Ahhhhhhh” (fans hands towards the others)
Worf: “Nice one!”

Odo: "You had the Gagh again didn't you Dr.?"

Bashir: “Wait it says here that Raktajino is people?”

 

[Rat Boy]

Bashir: "You could've been a little nicer to Quark. That is why he gave us a table by the bathroom."

Odo: "Thank the Great Link my nose isn't real."

Odo: "So, how about after work we go back to my place and I'll ooze all over your..."

Sisko (off camera): "You do know there's no glass in that door, don't you?!"

Bashir: "Medicare, again? Great, now I'll have to wait a month before I can afford Pebble Beach's greens fees."

 

[LeadHead]

Jadzia had organized a Girls night out full of partying and drinking. Worfs boys night out was this the entire time.

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

Bashir: No chicks, no booze, no food, no talking? This is your idea of "Boys Night Out?" Screw this, I'm going to the holodeck with Cheif O'Brien!
Odo: See, I told you if we just sat here staring at him long enough, he'd leave.

Odo: I don't think having sex in the captain's office is the best way to 'spice up' our relationship, but if you really want to try it ...
Sisko: *off screen* I can HEAR you! I can see you ... wait ... NOOOO! MY EYES!

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Bashir: Wait, so according to this poll, Ezri actually IS the most annoying Trek character ever? That's not possible, don't they know about Vic Fontaine?!

 

[Nerys Myk]

BASHIER: We could try spitting on people walking on the lower promenade....

ODO: Did that last week.

 

[Smellincoffee]

"There's a red thingy coming towards a green...thingy. I think we're the green thingy."

Bashir struggled to teach Odo and Worf how to sit casually.

 

[LeadHead]

Bashir: Happy Birthday Worf!

Worf: Aw, crap. This means I'm gonna shift into a Parallel Universe again.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Odo: Look, I realize this isn't the most stimulating Boy's Night Out ever, but let's keep those hands where we all can see them doctor!