DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What?

[Isis]

Dax: "Sir, I just can't hear you. Could you repeat what you said...and maybe a little more slowly while you're at it?"

Sisko (OS, tensely): "No time for..."

<<Deafening explosion>>

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Odo: "Perhaps you can reason with your idiot friend here...who, judging by his pinkie, doesn't even know the difference between a Mark XII pulse-phaser rifle and a teacup!"