If you could change one thing about your body...

[RoJoHen]

Let's say you just won a free procedure to have one thing done to your body. Maybe you have that giant hairy mole on your face that you want removed. Maybe you want bigger boobs. Maybe you're just sick and tired of shaving and you want electrolysis.

If you can have one procedure done, what would it be?

 

[judge alba]

definitely getting rid of the old beer belly preferably without too much exercise

 

[CorporalClegg]

Fix my pinkies. They're really messed up. Though great for scaring the bejesus out of people.

 

[Maestro]

I'd pay real money to be about 75 lbs lighter.

 

[RoJoHen]

I suppose I could answer this myself.

I would have the hair on my neck removed. I'm fine with the hair on my chest, and I like that I can grow a beard, but never in my life am I going to say, "Man, I think I'm gonna let this hair on my neck grow out." Even when I grow a beard, I still have to shave the random neck hair. It's annoying, and it gets ingrown and infected easily. I want it to die.

 

[Brent]

I'd pay real money to be about 75 lbs lighter.

Same, except it's about 60 pounds for me.

 

[selina]

I have some scars in my face. Annoying "souvenirs" of my acne when I was younger. I definitively want them gone.

 

[auntiehill]

I'd pay real money to be about 75 lbs lighter.

Ditto. I would love to be normal-looking.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Add a third arm.

 

[Hermiod]

I change my whole torso. No ridiculous six-packs or anything like that, those are as fake as a porn star's boobs, just a flat chest and stomach.

 

[sidious618]

Fix my eyes so I don't have to wear glasses anymore.

 

[Stiletto]

I change my whole torso. No ridiculous six-packs or anything like that, those are as fake as a porn star's boobs, just a flat chest and stomach.

I would like this for myself as well.

 

[Shazam!]

I'd like a full head of hair please.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Fix my eyes so I don't have to wear glasses anymore.

Same here. Unfortunately my eyesight is still in flux and keeps gradually getting worse, so they don't want to do Lasik under those conditions. I suppose another method might work, though.

 

[RoJoHen]

Fix my eyes so I don't have to wear glasses anymore.

Same here. Unfortunately my eyesight is still in flux and keeps gradually getting worse, so they don't want to do Lasik under those conditions. I suppose another method might work, though.

Eye transplant.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Well, it's not easily fixed by one procedure, but I wouldn't mind being a few inches taller. I have no issue with being a shorty, but sometimes it would be useful to be able to take things from the upper shelves at the supermarket without asking someone else to do it for me.

Other tham that, I'm a cutie as I am.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Fix my eyes so I don't have to wear glasses anymore.

Same here. Unfortunately my eyesight is still in flux and keeps gradually getting worse, so they don't want to do Lasik under those conditions. I suppose another method might work, though.

Eye transplant.

With my luck it will be the eyes of a serial killer and I'll start seeing all of his past crimes or something. It happened to Jessica Alba.

 

[RoJoHen]

Same here. Unfortunately my eyesight is still in flux and keeps gradually getting worse, so they don't want to do Lasik under those conditions. I suppose another method might work, though.

Eye transplant.

With my luck it will be the eyes of a serial killer and I'll start seeing all of his past crimes or something. It happened to Jessica Alba.

Do you and Jessica Alba often share similar experiences?

 

[ITL]

I think a de-fatting would suit me fine. The traditional method of diet/exercise just isn't me.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Eye transplant.

With my luck it will be the eyes of a serial killer and I'll start seeing all of his past crimes or something. It happened to Jessica Alba.

Do you and Jessica Alba often share similar experiences?

You mean other than being multi-orgasmic?