Kids, don't do drugs. No, really.

[Rii]

Insofar as text can be said to be 'graphic', this probably qualifies. Those who're eating may want to press the 'back' button.




Daily Fail

A U.S. cage fighter ripped out the heart of his training partner while he was still alive after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil, it was alleged today.

Jarrod Wyatt also cut out Taylor Powell's tongue and ripped off most of his face in a brutal assault that police said looked like a scene from a horror film, officers said.

They claim they found the 26-year-old standing naked over his friend's body with parts, including an eyeball, strewn around the blood splattered room in Klamath, California.

Wyatt allegedly told police he had drunk a cup of tea spiked with hallucinogenic mushrooms and became convinced Powell was possessed.

[....]

The coroner said Powell had been alive when the organ was ripped out after his chest had been sliced open with a knife.

Wyatt told the police he thrown the heart into a fire along with other organs that he had removed from the body, it was claimed.

He allegedly told investigators he cooked the body parts because he was fearful Powell was still alive and he ‘needed to stop the Devil’.

I'm not sure whether the lesson here is 'don't mix MMA and hallucinogens', 'don't mix Christian mythology and hallucinogens', or 'under no circumstances mix anything resembling that haircut with hallucinogens', but in any case I suspect imagery from the incident could usefully be repurposed for anti-drug campaigns aimed at schoolchildren.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Wow, what a story. That was some hallucination .

 

[Sparky]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4KhU-GIPJY[/yt]

 

[Rii]

^ Goddamnit. The more I think about this, the funnier it gets. And that clip isn't helping.

 

[Sparky]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owZPspxJ4jw&[/yt]

 

[Rii]

By day a mild mannered fighter for a major metropolitan MMA league, with the aid of psilocybin he becomes KRATOS, God of War!

 

[Beagleman]

^ Goddamnit. The more I think about this, the funnier it gets. And that clip isn't helping.

Right?! This is so fucked up, yet I can't stop laughing... I think I need sleep or something, some calming tea perhaps...

 

[TheBrew]

If you can't handle it, don't do it.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Is it wrong that I think his haircut is the most disturbing thing here?

 

[ares93]

Is it wrong that I think his haircut is the most disturbing thing here?

the most disturbing thing is that right below this thread is one about organ donors...

 

[Yeoman Randi]

oh.my.god.

 

[greenguy]

Sounds like they were doing something nightshade-related, not a simple hallucinogen.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Sounds like they were doing something nightshade-related, not a simple hallucinogen.

Is it wrong that i find your knowledge of this a turn on?

 

[greenguy]

Sounds like they were doing something nightshade-related, not a simple hallucinogen.

Is it wrong that i find your knowledge of this a turn on?

It's never wrong to be turned on by me, YR.

I'm sure someone (not mentioning any names) will show up with some sedatives for us, now, too...

But what I would like to know is, someone produced a mushroom trip that strong from just a tea preparation?

 

[hamudm]

This makes me sick. Martial arts typically have so much respect associated with them; however, this new MMA breed just takes any respectability out of martial arts/sports and trounces on it.

... I laughed at Kali Ma.

 

[Rii]

Using technology derived from the upcoming film Inception, scientists have captured footage of Jarrod Wyatt's self image under the influence of psilocybin:

 

[Cornholio]

Is it wrong that I think his haircut is the most disturbing thing here?

not really.

what I find most disturbing is the complete lack of images of the carnage.

is that wrong?

the other thing I find disturbing is the huge farkin' image above my post that's stretchin' the page way too far.

 

[Rii]

the other thing I find disturbing is the huge farkin' image above my post that's stretchin' the page way too far.

Fixed. Sometimes I neglect to consider the limitations of mere mortals.

 

[Cornholio]

hey, umm, thanksalot and stuff. now my eyes don't hurt.

the other thing I find disturbing is the huge farkin' image above my post that's stretchin' the page way too far.

Fixed. Sometimes I neglect to consider the limitations of mere mortals.

mere mortal?

I AM CORNHOLIO!

are you threatening me?