how stupid can you get today or have you?

[think]

warning: this thread is related to those getting shitfaced today cause it is that holiday thing to do in the states.

once I was so stupid (the word they now use to describe drunk and high) I could not tie my shoes or even want to. wait I still dont tie my shoes ,,

ok

((I was so stupid I thought God was real?))

I was so stupid I thought well I did not think I could not even walk really don't remember that still I was told I could not stand up at all.

 

[Rii]

I walked from a standing start into a wall approximately two feet in front of me this morning. In my (slight) defence, it was pitch dark.

 

[Cornholio]

umm, I passed out in a bathroom at a bar one time and woke up after they had closed.

I also barfed on a pool table in the dorm when I was in college.

and after some heavy drinkin' at the lake one time, I thought that a stryrofoam cooler would be a good thing to sit on. that didn't work out real well.

 

[1001001]

I lived in Fraternity House for three years in the 80's.

You can just let your imagination fill in the blanks, and you'd be about halfway there.

As for today, I'm taking my daughter out for sushi, but after that, many beers will shall be enjoyed.

 

[greenguy]

A holiday crunk thread!

Lots of random shit happened in college, of course. Lots of wild parties.

Not many things since I usually keep it together, but one or two disgraces come to mind. One was in a park and involved being blackout drunk and not wanting to wait in line for the bathrooms, and the other involved less drunk and more high and not knowing where my friend's driveway was. This led to lawn damage.

 

[think]

I vomited into the bong once: too much beer JD and Pot got mixed up and the bong was never the same again.

 

[Cornholio]

^I think I'd probably have given it good burial, or given it to someone I didn't like very much.

 

[T'Girl]

Sunday I finally threw out boxes and boxes of old magazines, cars, photography, science. This morning I went to move the recycle can down to the pick-up point, magazines are heavy, the can was too heavy to move, so at six in the morning in the pouring rain I'm emptying out half the can.

Thankfully I got the can down to the curb in time for it to sit there for 24 hours, because there's no recycle pick-up on national holidays.

 

[greenguy]

I vomited into the bong once: too much beer JD and Pot got mixed up and the bong was never the same again.

Oh, no...

I once was at a party where these dudes put tequila in the chamber, ripped the bong, and then shot the bongwater tequila. That made me want to vomit into the bong to put it out of its misery.