Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Robau was going to have a cameo on LOST. But then J.J. Abrams realized he'd have to change the name of the show to FOUND.

 

[Broccoli]

Robau knew the original ending of Lost, didn't like it, and willed a new one into existence. That is what was seen on TV.

 

[Aragorn]

Originally Lost was to have Jacob, Smokey and Robau. But that obviously didn't work because why would Robau need to bring anyone to the island?

 

[Broccoli]

Originally Lost was to have Jacob, Smokey and Robau. But that obviously didn't work because why would Robau need to bring anyone to the island?

Because he can.




And to have his way with them.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau can make your dreams come true, not the fucking Muppet Babies.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Teenagers sniff glue.

Teenage Captain Robau sniffed the trans-molecular bonding adhesive used to connect starship hull segments.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau found the Rainbow Connection. Then kicked Kermit's skinny ass and made love to Miss Piggy.

 

[Destructor]

It's not easy being green. Robau will probably kill you for it.

 

[barnaclelapse]

R.E.M.'s song "Walk Unafraid" would have been even better if they had called it "WALK LIKE CAPTAIN ROBAU."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ And when Captain Robau asks "What's the frequency, Kenneth?", Kenneth told him. Or else.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is the drummer for every good band that's ever existed. All at the same time.

 

[Cyke101]

Robau destroyed speakers with his air guitar.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau's role as message board mod was taken away from him because when he bans people, he also bans their ability to speak and write.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau wants a word in your shell like, pal.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

If Captain Robau had been in Arena he would have left with Gorn skin boots after kicking all the Metrons asses.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ And then Robau would be Gorn Orff.

('Robau' is definitely a woody sort of word. Not like 'Nero'...dreadful TINNY word...)

 

[Aragorn]

Holodeck sex with Deanna Troi wasn't Barclay's first holo-experience. Yup. You guessed it.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Now I want to throw up but Robau won't let me.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau loves each and every one of us.





...except the fat, ugly and stupid ones.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robaustan...greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.

(see how many people get that )