Movie Caption Contest #144: You Want More Klingons? You Got 'Em.

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "At times like this, I'm reminded of an old saying of my grandfather's, 'If you shake it more than twice, then you're just playing with yourself.'"

Chang: "Can't a man take a piss in peace without being criticized?"

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "At times like this, I'm reminded of an old saying of my grandfather's, 'A bird in the hand gathers no moss.'"

McCoy: "You're a twat"

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "At times like this I'm reminded of an old saying of my grandfather's - 'A big gun beats the crap out of diplomacy anytime.'

McCoy: "And did you bring a 'big gun' ?"

Kirk: "Well, no..."

McCoy: "You're a twat!"

 

[cooleddie74]

CHANG: Now THAT is what I call a fancy chandelier.

 

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG: Stop looking away from me, Mister President!

Admit your love for me! STOP DENYING IT!!!

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "At times like this, I'm reminded of an old saying of my grandfather's, 'he who laughs last thinks slowest'."

Worf: *stops laughing*

McCoy: "Waaay to insult your lawyer, Jim"

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: Why do I always get stuck working with Bald Guys? I hope my Grandchildren don't suffer such a terrible fate.

Kirk: "At times like this, I'm reminded of an old saying of my grandfathers, 'You think you're better than me?'"

McCoy: Grandpa was a drunk?

Kirk: No, it turned out being a Waiter for MENSA meetings wasn't a good job for him.