TOS Caption Contest #174: Impaired Judgment

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "You mean I can have the bike back?"

 

[jep]

Spock: "I just saved a boatload of money by switching to Geico!!!"



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[T'Girl]

What is it Lenard? Has the show been picked up for a fourth season?

No. I just got a gig over at Mission Impossible. Come on and watch.
I'm going to tell Roddenberry that he can go fuck himself.

Wait ... let get all the others first.

 

[Isis]

Spock: "What is it, Captain? I'm all ears."

Kirk (to himself): "And evidently no brain."

 

[B.J.]

And our next winner comes in with a double-shot of Bogart instead of Brando...

Kirk: "All right! Who did it? Who did it? You are going to stand sweating at those battle stations until someone confesses! It's an insult to the honor of this ship! The symbol of our cargo record has been destroyed and I'm going to find out who did it if it takes all night!"


Chekov: "Captain, it is I, Ensign Chekov, and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard! Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?"

Thanks for the win, but, Bogart? Try Cagney! To Netflix with thee!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Nemoy: "Bill -- we've been renewed for a second season! I'm so excited, my left ear isn't the only thing pointing up!"

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "What is it Spock, I've never seen you so happy."

Spock: "Yeoman Rand is back aboard. And look behind me Captain, she already has her "red light" on."

 

[Rat Boy]

And our next winner comes in with a double-shot of Bogart instead of Brando...

Kirk: "All right! Who did it? Who did it? You are going to stand sweating at those battle stations until someone confesses! It's an insult to the honor of this ship! The symbol of our cargo record has been destroyed and I'm going to find out who did it if it takes all night!"


Chekov: "Captain, it is I, Ensign Chekov, and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard! Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?"

Thanks for the win, but, Bogart? Try Cagney! To Netflix with thee!

Wait a minute. I thought it was from The Caine Mutiny.

 

[B.J.]

And our next winner comes in with a double-shot of Bogart instead of Brando...

Thanks for the win, but, Bogart? Try Cagney! To Netflix with thee!

Wait a minute. I thought it was from The Caine Mutiny.

Dunno what happened to my link, but it's from Mister Roberts. Here's a video of the final scene with the second quote. *DON'T WATCH IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE!!!* Great movie, BTW!

 

[scottydog]

Shatner: "Fan mail arrived, didn't it."

Nimoy: "You betcha, Mr. Overrated."

 

[Ssosmcin]

Final portrait of the management of the strangely unpopular Planet O'Fun shortly before they went out of business.

SPOCK: "Spock? Spock is dead my friend. You can call me...Joker! And as you can see, I'm a lot happier!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Spock, you're smiling?

SPOCK: Hells yeah, that "no emotion" schtick is for the rubes.

KIRK: And the chicks of course.

SPOCK: You know it, brother.

 

[johcomp]

Kirk: Lucy.........inthesky......with...........dia....monds!

Judges: Bzzzzzzzz! next!

Kirk: I wanna live.....with.......common.....people.....like ME!!!!

Judges: Security! Get this flake outa here!!!!

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "OK, Spock, what is it this time? A strange planetary condition, mutant spores, telekinetic aliens, time travel, or some other equally contrived situation?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Spock: Captain, do you really like it? It's called "Sky Blue" and it's new from Avon!

 

[Mistral]

Spock: "I'm telling you, Jim, this LDS stuff that McCoy whipped up? It's great, man, just great!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win RB!

Anan: "Why are you clapping the Federation Captain?"
Jor-El: "It seems the polite thing to do... You know, that cape doesn't suit you."

Kirk: "What the hell?"
McCoy os: "Botox. I told you I could get that Vulcan SOB to smile."

McCoy: "You're obviously mentally deranged Uhura, you're wearing your shower curtain."

 

[cooleddie74]

ANAN 7: Welcome, Captain...to the First Annual Meeting of the Eminian Body Stocking Fan Club.

SPOCK: Opium?

I LOVE OPIUM!!!

McCOY: Don't tell me, Uhura...you love body stockings and opium too...right?

 

[cooleddie74]

ANAN 7: I say we vote the Captain and his starship off...and keep Ruben instead.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Anan 7: I do not tweet during council sessions!

Kirk: Is that a phaser in yo—
Spock: No, Jim, I am very happy to see you.

Uhura: I am receiving whale songs.
McCoy: Lieutenant, do you have to tell everybody about your sex life.