Iraq Information Officer Data: "We didn't just ram your ship. I'm not here to try and destroy you. This movie is the best evar made"
Movie Caption Contest #140: The Revent of Special FX, Part Two!
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Iraq Information Officer Data: "We didn't just ram your ship. I'm not here to try and destroy you. This movie is the best evar made"
Spock: "And now for your logical appreciation, Star Wars: Revent of the Sith."
Picard: "Next time Will, when the Betazoid asks for the keys to the starship, you say NO!"
Hawk: "There's a Klingon on the starboard bow."
Picard: "Heh, heh, heh"
Worf: "If you were any other man, I would have killed you the tenth time I heard that line. But you are not immune Hawk."
Picard: "So that's what happens when a Vulcan lights a plomeek fart."
Reman guard one: "Do you hear that knocking on the hull?"
Reman guard two: "Jehovah's witness. Ignore it, they'll just go away."
Spock: "Well, the front fell off."
I have that clip somewhere.
Ru'afo: "Hock a loogie down there. It sounds really cool when it sizzles."
Picard: "Sweet!...hhccchhhgggkkkcc..thhppooo"
Picard: What'd ya know? Dr. Sore Ass was right. "Time is the fire in which we burn."
Ru'Afo: Oh, you mean the 300 year-old alien that you couldn't defeat, so you got an overweight senior citizen to do it for you?
Data: "I always wondered what Counselor Troi did when she was off duty. But where did she get the donkey?"
Data: "Work the lock...work the lock...don't look at the ship...work the lock...**"
**Adapted from the first episode of Magnum PI
SPOCK: And, as you can clearly see from the Chancellor's flagship, Klingon shipbuilding technology has at last evolved to the stage where one can no longer see the indication of wires or a bluescreen.
DEANNA: Did anyone find my nude pictures of Will with the trombone in provocative positions?
PICARD: If anyone feels sick and has to regurgitate, remember to lift and release the protective visor on your helmet first.
RU'AFO: Dammit, Picard!!! What did I tell you about tossing lit cigarette butts into the furnace!!
DATA: Geordi will NEVER find his Christmas presents in here.
SPOCK: WE did not fire on the Chancellor's ship. That much is now clear.
WHOMEVER DID, though...had ample and extensive knowledge of Industrial Light & Magic. We will begin our investigation there.
"It's behind you!"
Spock: "Oh no it isn't!"
"Yes it is!!"
Spock: "Oh no it isn't!"
"Do something Spock, it's on fire, damn it!"
Spock: "Oh no it isn't!"
Spock later regretted the pantomime routine, particularly after accusing Gorkon of being a woman in drag.
"Okay, so we three people are standing up here, on the far right of this central bulge above the yellow line next to the "D"; but according to this we same three people are standing down there near the beige rectangle. Can anyone explain this? No? Transporter duplicates? Mirror universe? Oh, lazy special effects then. Typical".
"Report, Data!"
"The intelligence reports appear to be true, Captain. Shinzon's does appear marginally bigger".
"The bastard. All hands, battle stations!"
Ru'afo: "As I showed your Admiral Dougherty, my ship's power core runs on the harnessed souls of murdered Ba'ku children. My EPS power grid, meanwhile, uses the tears of sodomized puppies"
Picard: "Fascinating. The more we learn about the Son'a, the more our alliance with them makes sense to me."
"If we're those same three people again, I'm going to be very angry"
SPOCK: Quick, Mister Chekov...finish them off!!
Before they find out we stuck them with the dinner bill!!
PICARD: Look on the bright side, Number One...
At least NOW the crew will probably WANT to hear you do a trombone recital.
DATA: Data to Enterprise...sir, I am about to remove the loosened surface panel on the Scimitar and enter the enemy vessel through one of the internal ducts.
You may notice some strange sensor readings resembling sexual pleasure in humanoids when I begin penetrating deeper and deeper into Shinzon's vessel. Stand by!
RU'AFO: I am going to KILL Lord Vader when I get my hands on hi...
HAWK: It's only a model.
PICARD: Shhhhh!
Hawk: "It's only a model!"
Picard/Worf: "Shut up, Hawk!"
^^^ Beat ya to it.
HAWK: HEY! I can see the location of my family's future home from here!
PICARD: Don't tempt me, punk.
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