LANDO:Take off those stupid masks, I can't hear a word you guys are saying!
That would've been funnier if you had used the guy in the background.
Movie Caption Contest #138: Damn Fool Idealistic Crusades
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That would've been funnier if you had used the guy in the background.
LANDO:Take off those stupid masks, I can't hear a word you guys are saying!
That would've been funnier if you had used the guy in the background.
He's too busy listening to Queen on his new iToupee.
Boba Fett: "What happens now?"
Vader: "Well, now, uh, Lando, you, and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the Rebels by surprise --
not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!"
Lando: "Who leaps out?"
Vader: Uh, You, Boba Fett, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh and uh...."
Boba Fett: "Oh...."
Vader: "Oh.... Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden badger--"
[twong]
ALL: "Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!"
[splat]
Kenobi: "You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan."
Luke: "Alderaan? I can't got to Alderaan; I'm late, I'm in for enough trouble as it is."
Kenobi: "Oh, come on. I know a nice little cruise line that doesn't frown on this sort of thing."
Luke: "Err, why don't you take this lightsaber thing back and I'll just go back to bullseyeing womprats in my T-16? Okay, creepy old stranger?"
Multi-post entry...
"Hey... how about you and me try some Gundar lovin'...?"
"It's an amazing weapon but- hey! What happened to Threepio?"
"Oh he slipped on some 30 year old semen stain. Best stay clear of that corner area. Yeah... your father was full of surprises..."
"Hey... how about you and me try some Gundar lovin'...?"
"It's an amazing weapon but- hey! What happened to Threepio?"
"Oh he slipped on some 30 year old semen stain. Best stay clear of that corner area. Yeah... your father was full of surprises..."
Luke: "The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Luke, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king."
Obi Wan: "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
Ackbar (deep booming voice): "ARTHUR...ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS!"
Padme: "What are all these Daffy Duck and Monty Python jokes doing in the caption contest?"
Anakin: "Well, what are we doing in a Star Trek caption contest? And who the hell are Daffy Duck and Monty Python, anyway?"
Luke: "The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Luke, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king."
Obi Wan: "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
Luke: That's it! I hope that you go up in a puff of smoke!
Rat Boy said:
Padme: "What are all these Daffy Duck and Monty Python jokes doing in the caption contest?"
Anakin: "Well, what are we doing in a Star Trek caption contest? And who the hell are Daffy Duck and Monty Python, anyway?"
Padme: "Probably a couple of background aliens with no lines who got names to help sell the action figures."
Can someone PLEASE find out where I left my prescription glasses? I can't see SHIT out these windows without them!!!
What's happening? Are we winning yet?
PADME: You're a funny little boy.
ANAKIN: Think I'm a hoot? Read the entire script for this movie, babe. I'm a case of The Rodian Clap compared to THAT thing.
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BOBA: Still got that baggie of weed I gave you when we landed?
VADER: Yes, Bounty Hunter.
BOBA: Good. Then let's split this place and go toke up. I've got ten bags of Funyuns and a quart of pecan ice cream back on my ship, man.
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Ackbar: "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his planet. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his planet."
LUKE: Does it come with a genuine leather belt pouch to carry it in?
BEN: Do I look like the Corellian tycoon who owns SUBSPACE RADIO SHACK to you?! Sheeeesh, kid.
Just take a freebie when it's offered and shut UP.
PADME: Why are you staring at me like that?
ANAKIN: It's not very often we get girls with chests THAT flat in here. Looks like Watto owes me another ten wupiupi.
MACE: You are under ARREST, "my Lord!"
KIT: Can I say my catchphrase now?
MACE: Dammit, stop COCKBLOCKING my mojo you green freak!!
LUKE: With this...I'm SURE to get all the girls now!!!
BEN (*chuckles to himself and rolls his eyes*)
LANDO: But you said they'd be left in this city under MY supervision!!!
VADER: I also said your cape and trousers didn't look totally gay.
You don't have any experience with Dark Lords of the Sith...DO you, dipshit?
BOBA: You tell him, my Lord!!!
VADER: YOU keep quiet, Bounty Hunter. You're not helping any with your ridiculous outfit and spiky kneecaps.
Rat Boy said:
Padme: "What are all these Daffy Duck and Monty Python jokes doing in the caption contest?"
Anakin: "Well, what are we doing in a Star Trek caption contest? And who the hell are Daffy Duck and Monty Python, anyway?"
Padme: "Probably a couple of background aliens with no lines who got names to help sell the action figures."
Padme: "But what do I know? I'm only fourteen."
ANAKIN: Fifteen wupiupi says I can get you to sit on my face.
You in?
Anakin: "Do you know what a 'Star Trek TOS uniform' is? Jar-Jar Binks said he'd pay me ten bucks if I could get a picture of you wearing one."
We must regroup and try a new strategy, General Calrissian!!! Five of our ships have been completely destroyed, another seventeen are heavily damaged and my cousin has just been killed with a big load of laser-guided salt!!!
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