Movie Caption Contest #138: Damn Fool Idealistic Crusades

[cooleddie74]

ANAKIN: Sure.


This shop's got a ladies' room.


But if you wanna use it, I'm gonna need to see some titty.

DOOKU: ...and THAT, my friends, was the first time I ever sucked a Sith Lord's dick for some Space Crack!!

KIT FISTO: Alright...WHO farted?

LUKE: Is it Windows and Java compatible?

BEN: How the blazes should I know? Do you WANT the damn thing or not?


I'm an old man now, Luke...I don't have all day!!

VADER: Come on, Bounty Hunter...let's get the hell off this lame city and go somewhere where we can BOTH get paid...and laid.

 

[cooleddie74]

Something smells fishy about this, General Calrissian...

and for ONCE it's not the contents of my jumpsuit.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ANAKIN: Sure.


This shop's got a ladies' room.


But if you wanna use it, I'm gonna need to see some titty.

PADME: Kid, your tits are bigger than mine!

 

[Rat Boy]

The lesser known holiday mascot, the Easter Squid.

 

[The Badger]

Vader: I want them ALIVE!!

Fett: As you wish.

Vader: No disintegrations.

Fett: As you wish.

Vader: Skywalker must be brought to me.

Fett: As you wish.

Lando (thinking): I wonder if that bounty hunter's seen 'The Princess Bride'?

 

[Nerys Myk]

VADER: Redo those buttons! Dress that belt buckle! Straighten that cap! And goddamn it, tuck up those pyjamas! Attention! Eyes front! What's that on your chest, mister?

FETT: It's a pledge pin, sir.

VADER: A pledge pin! On your uniform?

VADER: Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge a man like you?

FETT: It's a Delta pin, sir.

 

[Rat Boy]

*a loud, feminine shriek*

Mace: "Whoops! Sorry, Senator Mon Mothma, obviously we have the wrong room. Incidentally, after we finish our business with the chancellor is over, do you think you and I could..."

Mon Mothma: "GET OUT!"

 

[Candlelight]

Anakin: "Do you like sand?"
Padme: "I, er-"
Anakin: "I especially like the way it rubs my anus when I walk"
Padme: "??"

Mace Windu: "You better watch yourself Palpatine. I have been known to dance around in the background while my associates get hacked up... you have been warned..."
Kit Fisto: "Wait, what?"

Luke: "It's nice but... you got any red ones?"
Obi-Wan: "DID YOUR UNCLE NOT TEACH YOU ANYTHING??"

Lando: "How did you end up like that?"
Vader: "Dr Robert Chase misdiagnosed me"

"It's a trap!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ACKBAR: So then I got him in a headlock and kicked his blubbery ass....

He's right behind me, isn 't he?

 

[Candlelight]

"We Jedi are trained for anything, Chancellor... I mean, simple stuff like spinning from your chair, standing in a single spot and taking a long stabbing motion usually gets by us... but ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"One for all and all for....hey, it only works if we all do it!"

 

[Maurice]

That was brilliant

Luke: "Don't worry, I'll have at him with my lightsaber...

Actually it's a heavysaber, but he doesn't know that."

Threepio: "Prithee, O traveling clown, couldst thou directest me to Luke Skywalker's hideout? I wouldst feign join me up with his band of jolly outlaws."

Luke: "Look no further, good droid, for I am he for whomst thou seekest. I am Luke Skywalker!"

Threepio: "Oh, cut it out. I'm serious. If you don't know where he is, just say so."

Luke: "But honest and truly, I am Luke Skywalker!"

Threepio: "Sure you are."

^^^And here I was worrying that none of you would get the reference!

 

[John Picard]

Luke: "Don't worry, I'll have at him with my lightsaber...

Actually it's a heavysaber, but he doesn't know that."

Threepio: "Prithee, O traveling clown, couldst thou directest me to Luke Skywalker's hideout? I wouldst feign join me up with his band of jolly outlaws."

Luke: "Look no further, good droid, for I am he for whomst thou seekest. I am Luke Skywalker!"

Threepio: "Oh, cut it out. I'm serious. If you don't know where he is, just say so."

Luke: "But honest and truly, I am Luke Skywalker!"

Threepio: "Sure you are."

^^^And here I was worrying that none of you would get the reference!

Many a Saturday morning of my youth was spent watching The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show

 

[cooleddie74]

ANAKIN: You the stripper Watto ordered a few hours ago?

If you are...I'd send your ass BACK and get a hotter one. Nothing personal.

DOOKU: So...we're agreed then? We bring down the Republic from the inside by continuing the secessionist movement, foster chaos in the Senate through our Trade Federation friends here...and on alternate Tuesdays we get deep-dish pizzas with ALL the toppings?

MACE: You read the Space Bible, Chancellor?

Well there's this little passage I have memorized...

BEN: You can keep it. It's yours now.

But if you want to return it for store credit, you're kinda screwed. I lost your father's receipt about 20 years ago.

BOBA: What now, my Lord?

VADER: We write our story, Bounty Hunter...

We write our STORY.

 

[cooleddie74]

Of COURSE I know you're not an "angel," bitch.

Jeeez, how dumb do you think we Outer Rimmers ARE anyways?

 

[Rat Boy]

Threepio: "Prithee, O traveling clown, couldst thou directest me to Luke Skywalker's hideout? I wouldst feign join me up with his band of jolly outlaws."

Luke: "Look no further, good droid, for I am he for whomst thou seekest. I am Luke Skywalker!"

Threepio: "Oh, cut it out. I'm serious. If you don't know where he is, just say so."

Luke: "But honest and truly, I am Luke Skywalker!"

Threepio: "Sure you are."

^^^And here I was worrying that none of you would get the reference!

Many a Saturday morning of my youth was spent watching The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show

Speaking of Looney Tunes/Star Wars crossovers...

 

[cooleddie74]

ANAKIN: Nice rack.

Ever sat on a pre-pubescent human slave boy's face?

MACE: See this, Chancellor?

YEAH...I know you do...

It's my BADASS MUTHAF**KIN' LASER SWORD, punk.

And he wants to play.

LUKE: Will it impress a lot of women?

BEN: Of course.

Oh, you meant FOR YOU?

Will it get YOU women? Doubtful.

Not with that stupid-looking haircut, son.

VADER: Take the Princess and the Wookiee to my ship.

LANDO: But you said they'd be left in the city under MY supervision!!!

VADER: I am altering the deal. Don't make the bounty hunter here alter the angle at which you piss.

BOBA: WORD.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Vader: "Are those... sweat pants? Are you serious?"

 

[Candlelight]

Vader: "Stop getting lippy; I'm altering the deal. Now you'd better cook Boba here some fuckin' eggs otherwise he'll go Uncle Bully on your ass"

(I'd like to see anyone get THAT reference)

 

[Nerys Myk]

LANDO:Take off those stupid masks, I can't hear a word you guys are saying!