Mace Windu: "We are the Knights who say... NI."
Miyagi Kenobi: "Make block. Left, right. Up, down. Side, side. Breathe in, breathe out."
Movie Caption Contest #138: Damn Fool Idealistic Crusades
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Mace Windu: "We are the Knights who say... NI."
Miyagi Kenobi: "Make block. Left, right. Up, down. Side, side. Breathe in, breathe out."
Anakin: They say Black is a good color for me, what do you think?
Dooku: As you can see in the replay, the touchdown was good.
Mace: Wait, none of you have names. God, I'm dead.
Luke: Cool. What else does it do?
Obi-Wan: It's one of the most celebrated weapons in the universe, that's not enough for you?
Luke: I don't care about that, can I trade it in for Battlefront 2?
Lando: It'd be love at first sight... if either of them could see each other.
Ackbar: It's a Trap!
George Lucas: I don't like that line, it'll never take.
BEN: Now remember, young Luke...
It takes six D-cell batteries. And you might have to jiggle the activator button a little when you first turn it on.
LUKE: Gotcha.
Comedienne Joan Rivers' famous cameo in RETURN OF THE JEDI required very little makeup.
Brilliant!
LEE: Ah George, will there be any other actors in today?
LEE: Ah George, will there be anyother actors in today?
Ahmed Best: "He's talking about me, isn't he?"
*runs off and cries*
Ackbar: "The adoption center can't handle kittens with that much cat-itude!"
Ackbar: "This thread can't withstand captions of that magnitude!"
Jake Lloyd: So George Lucas said that he wrote the Pod Race thing so I could look cool!
Natalie Portman: Uhhhh.. why do I have to tell him that it was so he could make the Pod Racer video game?
Dooku: This Simon Cowell will be very useful for our purposes...
Samuel L. Jackson: Maybe this will make Lakeview Terrace watchable.
Obi-Wan: Now if you lose that, I'll have your hand.
Vader: So I told Calrissian I wouldn't modify the agreement but then I- oh, he's standing right behind me isn't he?
After "Miri" and "And the Children Shall Lead," not to mentioni the whole Wesley Crusher character, viewers were not happy with another child-centric episode of Star Trek.
White-haired man: "It's not like there's an 800-pound gorilla in the room" [looks to his right] "Er...sorry."
Roddenberry: "Hmmm...two protagonists try to rescue a beautiful young woman held hostage by an evil presence. Clearly not Star Trek material--we'll pass. We're filming a better one anyway: Three protagonists try to stop a man and his anti-matter double fight over the universe. The Alternative Factor has Emmy written all over it."
KENOBI: Now you run through it.
LUKE: Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Perry! Dodge! Spin! HA! Thrust!
That was brilliant
KENOBI: Now you run through it.
LUKE: Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Perry! Dodge! Spin! HA! Thrust!
That was brilliant
Luke: "Don't worry, I'll have at him with my lightsaber...
Actually it's a heavysaber, but he doesn't know that."
KENOBI: Now you run through it.
LUKE: Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Perry! Dodge! Spin! HA! Thrust!
That was brilliant
Luke: "Don't worry, I'll have at him with my lightsaber...
Actually it's a heavysaber, but he doesn't know that."
Threepio: "Prithee, O traveling clown, couldst thou directest me to Luke Skywalker's hideout? I wouldst feign join me up with his band of jolly outlaws."
Luke: "Look no further, good droid, for I am he for whomst thou seekest. I am Luke Skywalker!"
Threepio: "Oh, cut it out. I'm serious. If you don't know where he is, just say so."
Luke: "But honest and truly, I am Luke Skywalker!"
Threepio: "Sure you are."
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