^And when they hired Faran Tahir...he bit the dust in the first few minutes.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau doesn't make you watch porn with him, you *want* to. Robau is porn!
Robau not only owns all your asses...he had you spayed or neutered and had you all registered with papers.
Remember going to the video arcade and seeing that ridiculously impossible high score on Pac Man, Asteroids or whatever that never seemed to be broken?
Robau strikes again.
Robau strikes again.
That score is only the first 9 digits of Robau's score, which is longer than the phone book.
He plays all games simultaneously of corse.
...while having hot sex with multiple partners, drinking beer and doing his hair. Hail Robau!!
And grilling a mean steak.
He's that badass.
He's that badass.
Robaus idea of cooking a steak is making fire at the other side of the room. He eats his meat raw and wriggling.
In India, cows are worshipped, but no one knows that cows worship Robau and consider it the pinnacle of spiritual enlightenment to be consumed by Robau.
Mad Cow Disease is caused by Robau declaring to the cow in question, to its face, that "You're not good enough to be worthy of my consuming you!"
The cow goes nuts with guilt. 'Nuff said.
The cow goes nuts with guilt. 'Nuff said.
Oh...and by the way...
For those ignorant among us who wonder of the fate of The Robau, after Nero stabbed him--consider this, from the "other" thread:
And...my little addidtion to the Tale:
The Legend Of The Robau.
Learn it.
Love it.
Live it.
For those ignorant among us who wonder of the fate of The Robau, after Nero stabbed him--consider this, from the "other" thread:
And...my little addidtion to the Tale:
The Legend Of The Robau.
Learn it.
Love it.
Live it.
Since this is an altered timeline, this event sparks the creation of a new religion amongst the Klingons, who dump Kahless in favor of Robauism. Through Robau, they learn about true honor and badassery and develop an undying passionate hatred for all Romulans due to their attempted murder of The Robau.
Which would explain further why Worf hates the Romulans.
Though to be fair, it's not that the Klingons ditched Kahless. His pantheon was re-written to place him as the Klingon representative to Robauism.
Though to be fair, it's not that the Klingons ditched Kahless. His pantheon was re-written to place him as the Klingon representative to Robauism.
Kahless became the epic hero he is remembered as when Captain Robau appeared to him in a vision.
His Awesomeness encouraged Kahless to take up arms against Molor--and the rest is history.
His Awesomeness encouraged Kahless to take up arms against Molor--and the rest is history.
Beautiful.
Hair? HAIR?!??
You must say ten Hail Robaus as punishment for that.
AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!
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