TOS Caption Contest #167: Girls, Girls, Girls

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "For the thousandth time, no, I wasn't in Star Wars, I was in Star Trek. Anyone have any questions about Star Trek?"

*fans clear out*

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Nimoy: This exhaust port leads directly to the heart of Shatner's ego. No more than two proton torpedos should do the trick.

 

[Isis]

Spock (to himself): "These Coneheads are a refreshing change...finally a family with logical answers."

 

[Rat Boy]

Off topic, but as soon as this comes out, these caption contests are going to become insane.

Nimoy: "Suckers. I only told them I was retiring from Star Trek. Ca-ching!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Off topic, but as soon as this comes out, these caption contests are going to become insane.

Saw that yesterday, and you're probably right.

 

[Mistral]

Spock : "...illogical that I could use the latest version of Adobe to photoshop her head onto this body in 3d so real you can touch it, yet it still doesn't look like it belongs here!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock: "So, as you can see gentlemen, bullseyeing swamp rats is quite illogical."

 

[Santa Kang]

SPOCK: This one seem adequate.

Martine supresses a giggle.

 

[Santa Kang]

Another blast from the past:

SPOCK, THE GORNHUNTER: A gentle stroke under the chin keeps them docile

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Today I'm feeling horny and gorny."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "It followed me home, Captain! Can I keep it?"

 

[scottydog]

Nimoy: "Gentlemen, excuse me, before we shoot this scene, shouldn't Nichelle Nichols visit the makeup trailer?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock : "... and here's one I knocked up earlier."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Now for the steal. Jones family, I need a creature Scotty has eaten to extinction."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Sorry folks, there seems to be an error. The question is 'What species has Captain Kirk not come on to?' and I believe all the correct answers are already up here."

 

[Isis]

Rand: "Don't worry, Miri, you're not unique. The first time I had PMS, I vaporized a whole galaxy."