TOS Caption Contest #166: The Classics, Part 2

[mari]

Should I put a seizure warning on this?

 

[Gertch]

Loudspeaker: "Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more..."

Kirk: "It's snappy, but are you sure this is the right ancient dance for this music?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Loudspeaker: "Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more..."

Kirk: "It's snappy, but are you sure this is the right ancient dance for this music?"

Kirk: "That's better."

*Quick, caption this Photoshop from back in 2008 and you too may win a prize come tomorrow!*

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Captain, this is so...undignified."
Kirk: "Shhh! Just go along with it...and pray to God he doesn't play that damned Macarena song again!"

 

[Isis]

The third season of Star Trek has been widely criticized. A little known fact is that actually the producers showed some restraint when they scuttled the episode, "And McCoy and Vanderberg Shall Lead."

 

[Isis]

Kirk, Spock, and McCoy enjoyed their free weekend looking at the timeshare. But in the end, they decided all the units were packed too tightly together.

 

[Isis]

Kirk to man in yellow jumpsuit: "Hey, Sweetie, come here often?"