TOS Caption Contest #166: The Classics, Part 2

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: "I can not lie it was I who nailed your Girlfriend"

Sulu: "OOhh reminds me of my first Bo....."

Barrows: "Uh Sulu outside voice.."

Sulu: "Gulp."

 

[Nerys Myk]

VANDERBERG: Now this one got me through many a lonely night.

 

[Captain Crow]

Vanderburg: Anyone want to play Pin the Tail on the Jackass?

Everyone else in room: ....

Vanderburg, dejected: No?

Vanderburg: Then how about a game of Put the Toupe on the Stoop?

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Spock, I know you're trying to move away from being too literal, but come on. We're out in space. If we get a message saying 'Alien Ant Farm,' it probably means the real thing, not the rock group."

 

[Maurice]

BARROWS: You're shooting blanks.

SPOCK: General Order Number 69 clearly states--
GARROVICK: I know, I know...
SPOCK: <zzzzip> <zzzzzzzzzip>

KIRK: Wrong plans, numbnuts.
VANDERBERG: Oops. My bad.

 

[jep]

(Disembodied voice): "Up next, Starship Captains Gone Wild, Volume 69!"

Vanderburg: "Oops, sorry.... one of the guys left it on The Spice Channel."

McCoy: "Jim? Is there something you'd like to share with us?"


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[Isis]

Yeoman Barrows: "I'll have what he's having."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "All right, genius. Next time you want to spice things up with handcuffs, could you make sure you know where the keys are?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Barrows: "So, Hikaru, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? ... Oh! Well, that was unexpected!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Vanderburg: Christ 350 years and they still can't get the Fucken GPS to work right,

 

[Nerys Myk]

BARROWS: You just shot the Captain!

SULU: I know!!!!

 

[JonnyQuest037]

SPOCK: "Ensign, as an extra, you should know better than to try and get a closeup and line of dialogue whenever Shatner is around. Now I want you to sit quietly here in your quarters and think about what you've done."

BARROWS: "So let me get this straight, Mr. Sulu... we're on a planet where anything you fantasize about becomes an instant reality... And you're thinking about stroking a long, black shaft. ...How did we not realize that you were gay again?"

VANDERBURGH: "So these are the gigantic coolant pipes that we're going to install into your new engine room. Don't worry, there's absolutely NO way your Chief Engineer will ever get accidentally beamed into one of them."

 

[Rat Boy]

Vanderburg: "And this is what my bracket looks like now after Murray State upset Vanderbilt."

Edit: And I know all of you have been waiting for it, so here it is, the mother of all caption contest hoedowns, brought you by Defcon, Gertch, NCC-1701 and myself from way back in 2008:

Special prize to whoever captions this the best...or makes it even crazier than before.

 

[jep]

Father Kirk: "SATAN I REBUKE THEE!!!!"



(I had something else in mind, but the editing FUBAR'd the animation every time... so... I just went with an appropriate frame.)


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[Tan Ru]

SULU: "Never mind the bollocks, here's the.........."

BARROWS: "oh geez, just never mind Sulu."

 

[Rat Boy]

Father Kirk: "SATAN I REBUKE THEE!!!!"



(I had something else in mind, but the editing FUBAR'd the animation every time... so... I just went with an appropriate frame.)


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Do you have Adobe Imageready? That's how I do .gif's and how I did the half-assed job in making McCoy jump around.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Vanderburg: "And this is what my bracket looks like now after Murray State upset Vanderbilt."

Edit: And I know all of you have been waiting for it, so here it is, the mother of all caption contest hoedowns, brought you by Defcon, Gertch, NCC-1701 and myself from way back in 2008:

Special prize to whoever captions this the best...or makes it even crazier than before.

SPOCK: I seem to have made a scheduling error. The St. Patricks Day Irish Dance contest was yesterday.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "You have to admit that the songs from Riverdance are catchy."

Spock: "Indeed."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Admiral Papelbon's new orders were not popular with the rank and file.

 

[M'Sharak]

Sulu: I shot the rabbit!
Barrows: But you did not shoot the samurai.