Movie Caption Contest #135: Blu-Ray Blues - The Undiscovered Country
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SPOCK: So, Admiral. I wonder if we could reopen the matter of the Kobayashi Maru...
KIRK: It's been 40 years Spock! Give it a rest!!!!!!
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"To the engineering team aboard Kronos One... 600 days without any accidents!"
"To the engineering team aboard Kronos One... 600 days without any accidents!"
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Gorkon: "So we're agreed then. Although we Klingons are naturally quite proud of the technical achievement, we agree, in retrospect, that our new A.I.-controlled, autonomous and self-aware starships are a potential danger and we agree to have them all deactivated and destroyed."
Spock: "Uh...incidentally, they can't read lips, can they?"
Gorkon: "So we're agreed then. Although we Klingons are naturally quite proud of the technical achievement, we agree, in retrospect, that our new A.I.-controlled, autonomous and self-aware starships are a potential danger and we agree to have them all deactivated and destroyed."
Spock: "Uh...incidentally, they can't read lips, can they?"
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GORKON: Excuse me, I gotta feed the meter.
GORKON: Excuse me, I gotta feed the meter.
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Stardate 9512.4 Captain Hikaru Sulu commanding the USS Excelsior and it's only 4 movies too late!
Kirk: And a note to the galley, Romulan Ale is awesome!
Nimoy: Did you hear? Because we ripped out the wall here, TNG has to completely remake the Observation Lounge Set.
Kirk: Do you have them in pink?
Stardate 9512.4 Captain Hikaru Sulu commanding the USS Excelsior and it's only 4 movies too late!
Kirk: And a note to the galley, Romulan Ale is awesome!
Nimoy: Did you hear? Because we ripped out the wall here, TNG has to completely remake the Observation Lounge Set.
Kirk: Do you have them in pink?
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GOKON: You have company.
SPOCK: Yeah, dudes been stalking me forever. Cant seem to shake him.
GOKON: You have company.
SPOCK: Yeah, dudes been stalking me forever. Cant seem to shake him.
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I gotta go now.
Thanks for all the grub, dudes.
GORKON: My ride's here.
I gotta go now.
Thanks for all the grub, dudes.
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GORKON: Don't ask me WHY I think this...but...this peace treaty we're negotiating?
In a few minutes I don't think it's going to matter anymore.
GORKON: Don't ask me WHY I think this...but...this peace treaty we're negotiating?
In a few minutes I don't think it's going to matter anymore.
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VALTANE: Nice job, sir.
Starfleet will be here soon...now we'll NEVER be able to mask and hide the pot smell in time!!
Nice dishes, Lieutenant.
Who used to stay in this cabin...a gay couple?
KIRK: What the hell is a 'Skywalker?'
VALTANE: Nice job, sir.
Starfleet will be here soon...now we'll NEVER be able to mask and hide the pot smell in time!!
Nice dishes, Lieutenant.
Who used to stay in this cabin...a gay couple?
KIRK: What the hell is a 'Skywalker?'
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AZETBUR: Father, who made our Battle Cruiser?
GORKON: Toyota. Why?
AZETBUR: Father, who made our Battle Cruiser?
GORKON: Toyota. Why?
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George Takei: This time Shatner can't screw this captaincy up. At long last, I'm the captain!
Jeremy Roberts: Ah, you do know this isn't the real military, right, George?
George Takei: This time Shatner can't screw this captaincy up. At long last, I'm the captain!
Jeremy Roberts: Ah, you do know this isn't the real military, right, George?
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Jeremy Roberts: "Uh, you do know this is our only big scene in the movie, right?"
George Takei: This time Shatner can't screw this captaincy up. At long last, I'm the captain!
Jeremy Roberts: "Uh, you do know this is our only big scene in the movie, right?"
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Even better!
George Takei: This time Shatner can't screw this captaincy up. At long last, I'm the captain!
Jeremy Roberts: "Uh, you do know this is our only big scene in the movie, right?"
Even better!
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VALTANE: Would this be a lousy time to mention that the computer components your friend Captain Scott removed from the ship almost eight years ago haven't been replaced yet?
SULU: I hate you.
VALTANE: Would this be a lousy time to mention that the computer components your friend Captain Scott removed from the ship almost eight years ago haven't been replaced yet?
SULU: I hate you.
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SPOCK: It appears your parking brake was not left on, Chancellor.
SPOCK: It appears your parking brake was not left on, Chancellor.
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Gorkon: "If you will excuse me, I must deal with a man called Jinxo in down below, but when I return, I will go through the greatest plan for peace the galaxy has even known. I'll be right back"
Gorkon: "If you will excuse me, I must deal with a man called Jinxo in down below, but when I return, I will go through the greatest plan for peace the galaxy has even known. I'll be right back"
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