TYLER PERRY:Hey, J.J.?
Oprah wants to be in this scene somewhere. Is it cool?
'Cause...when Oprah tells me things...well...I sorta hafta do 'em.
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #11: And The Oscar Goes To...
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TYLER PERRY:Hey, J.J.?
Oprah wants to be in this scene somewhere. Is it cool?
'Cause...when Oprah tells me things...well...I sorta hafta do 'em.
Kirk to Himself: Man that thing has a mouth that looks just like its ass. Boy it smells like it too!
JJ's father (next to Morn-lookalike): ***snort**** MAN! Movie coke is way better than tv coke!
Kirk: "Man, it's a good thing I'm not a geriatric Vulcan with a torch, or this thing would be screwed."
LONGFACE: Nice shoes.
Wanna come back to my planet and see WHY my species' lips are so long and drawn-out?
KIRK: Gary and Finnegan were right...
Some pussy just AIN'T worth tryin' to get!!!
LONGFACE: I know, I know...you don't need to remind me, Miss.
I should NEVER have picked on them when I was a teenager...now look at me.
Fleet Admiral Medea lays down the law...old school.
It was at that moment that Chandra realized what had been bothering him, and thought "Wait - where's my starship, and
what am I doing sitting up here with a bunch of admirals? And even more importantly... "
Just then, an aide stepped in with a message for Admiral Madea, and all hell broke loose.
Star Trek : XI just want to say one thing.....
Longface : We have a saying on my planet.... If he has big lips.....
Uhrua : He must be a Mick Jagger wannabee....
Longface : Hey.....
Admiral Medea : What are we seeing ?
Admiral Komack : We're seeing now.....
Kirk : Objection ! We've done this joke before !
Admiral Medea : Not for this movie we haven't !
Kirk : Oh, okay, carry on....
Monster : I'm the true form of the smoke monster on LOST !
Kirk : NO SPOILERS DANGNABBIT !
Longface : We have a saying on my planet.... If he has big lips.....
Uhrua : He must be a Mick Jagger wannabee....
Longface : Hey.....
Admiral Medea : What are we seeing ?
Admiral Komack : We're seeing now.....
Kirk : Objection ! We've done this joke before !
Admiral Medea : Not for this movie we haven't !
Kirk : Oh, okay, carry on....
Monster : I'm the true form of the smoke monster on LOST !
Kirk : NO SPOILERS DANGNABBIT !
ADMIRAL MADEA: It is the judgment of the Governing Council that you, Cadet Kirk...and you, Commander Spock...be taken from this place and sent to the anal asteroid of New Fire Island...
Where you will spend the rest of your natural lives in a hot oil orgy with hairy men.
KIRK: How did Boba Fett handle this?!
KIRK:I never thought I'd die like this.
Though...I always sorta hoped.
ADMIRAL MADEA: The Governing Council awards the cost of the repairs of the Risan Suck-o-matic 7000 to the plaintiff, Cadet Kirk.
Commander Douglas Llewellyn will be waiting outside in the hallway so you can place your thumbprint on some documents.
