Joran vs. Ezri (Caption This Moment)

[Rush Limborg]

Next up on my ameteur "contest" (BTW, the jury's still out on the first one, if you'd still like to contribute):

Caption Away--and feel free to contribute more than once.

 

[Photon]

Next up on my ameteur "contest" (BTW, the jury's still out on the first one, if you'd still like to contribute):

Caption Away--and feel free to contribute more than once.

"Forget all those mean but true things Garak said about you (snicker, snicker) be the animal, you ah Ahnohld, the Tehminatoh....just like those old earthen movies...its time to shed some green blood...squeeze the trigger....."

"No I can't do it"
"Squeeze the farkin trigger you little sawed-off baby-faced bitch"

"I think I can, I think I can"

"Yes yes, pretend you're about to shoot your bitchy mother"
"muuhhwaaaa"

 

[Rush Limborg]

(snicker) Wow. I always figured Joran was a little sexist....

Okay...I'd think it's best to indicate which pic the caption is for....

 

[TheGodBen]

JORAN: Lonely? Come, let me show you something.

EZRI: Wow, I didn't know we had these devices that allow us to see into people's quarters. Come on Kira, drop the towel. Drop it. Drop it. Yes!
JORAN: I thought you'd like it.
EZRI: Say, why does Ben always put my in the role of a lesbian?
JORAN: I don't know, I'm just glad he hasn't done another egg related joke.

 

[Rush Limborg]

EZRI: Say, why does Ben always put me in the role of a lesbian?

Rush Limborg:Well...it may have something to do with your mirror-double....

Ezri: Well, I'm not my mirror-double, am I?

Rush Limborg: No...you're not. So...maybe it's because he finds lesbians sexy?

Ezri: Really? I had no idea he was such a masochist!

Rush Limborg: Ah...what does masochism have to do with it?

Ezri: Frankly, Rush...men as a rule have no chance when their dream girl prefers other girls to them....

Rush Limborg: I...see.... Well...good thing you're not, then.

Ezri: Ah...he's not exactly my type.

Rush Limborg: I kinda figured....
(long pause)

Ezri: Don't you get any ideas, mister. I'm taken.

Rush Limborg: Oh, right....

(Hey...a guy can dream, though. Moving right along...)

Joran: Now, in order to gain the most from this beauty, my dear, you must position yourself like so...

Ezri: Get--your--slimy--hand--off--my--thigh.

Joran: (smirking) Or...what?

Ezri: Or so help me...the last thing you will know in this life is the feeling of this thing...shoved down your throat.

Joran: (grinning) Sure. I'd like to see you try.

Ezri: Joran...if I could handle Worf....

Joran: Of course. My apologies....
(removes his hand)

 

[Admiral Shran]

Joran: You know Jadzia, the last time I saw you you weren't this beautiful.

Ezri: Well, the last time I saw you you didn't look this threatening.

Joran: Come on, do it. Ziggy says you can't leap until he's dead.

Ezri: What are you talking about?

Joran: Oh, sorry. I just assumed that since I was an observer from another time that only you could see and hear.... Come to think of it - you're not Scott Bakula! This is the wrong show isn't it?