Star Trek XI Caption Contest #10: Another Bright Idea

[Aragorn]

KELVIN: "Robau; warning, you do not have enough oxygen to survive until the payload delivery point."

ROBAU: "Please clarify."

KELVIN: "Twelve hours before crew will be unable perform complex tasks. Fourteen hours before crew will be unable to perform basic tasks. Sixteen hours until death. Time to payload delivery point, 19 hours."

ROBAU: "Negative, Kelvin. We have enough oxygen for four crew members to survive."

KELVIN: "Affirmative. 4 crew members could potentially survive."

ROBAU: "April is dead. There are only four crew members; George, Winona, the doctor with the weird eyes and me."

KELVIN: "Negative. Five crew members."

ROBAU: "Kelvin... who is the fifth crew member?"

KELVIN: "Unknown."

ROBAU: "Where is the fifth crew member?"

KELVIN: "In the brewery."

 

[James T.Shepard]

Quinto: Oh come on guys! Star Trek Online was NOT that bad!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Faran Tahir (mumbling to himself): Jesus. Five minutes of screen time. No one will ever remember the character of Robau.......

 

[KimMH]

^don't underestimate Trekkies Fahir!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Polarize the viewscreen.

And antagonize the canon freaks."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Alright.

I admit.

"Casual Day" on the bridge has NOT ended up the way I hoped.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ROBAU: Yep,time to sneak off the ship in my private shuttle.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Alright.

I admit.

"Casual Day" on the bridge has NOT ended up the way I hoped.

UHURA: Is that a thong Spock's wearing?

 

[mari]

 

[Isis]

Spock: "What's wrong with you people? Don't all laugh at once. If I didn't know better, I'd think all of you were...well...er...Vulcans."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Would the person who short-sheeted my bed please come clean."

 

[Isis]

Spock realized pretty quickly he had no future as a stand-up comedian.

 

[Gertch]

Robau: "Polarize the fanbase."

George Kirk: "Already done, sir."

If I chose the winners, this one would be it.

I second that nomination.

 

[Rat Boy]

Robau: "Polarize the fanbase."

George Kirk: "Already done, sir."

If I chose the winners, this one would be it.

I second that nomination.

Unfortunately for you two, I have no ego.

 

[LeadHead]

Crewman: It looks like a Lightning Storm in Space Sir.
Robau: BOOORING! I feel like traveling to Oz, find me a Tornado in Space.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ROBAU: Looks like Timbuk 3 was right about the future.

 

[LeadHead]

Robau: Now Whose idea was it to take a shortcut through a Star?!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: Would this be a WEE bad time to tell you that Keenser pooped all over the engine room floor?

Aye?

Nae?

I'll be leavin' now, lads.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Last damn time I take my ship to a KISS show without proper shielding against stray stage pyrotechnics...

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Officer: "It looks like a lightning storm in space."

Robau: "It looks like a hole to me, you blind-ass bitch."

Spock: "Who's up for watching season one of The Starlost?"