Star Trek XI Caption Contest #10: Another Bright Idea

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Alright!!

Who's setting off illegal Tijuana Bottle Rockets in a NO-FIREWORKS sector?!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robau: "Goddamn! Why do the headlights on BMWs have to be so fucking bright?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Urban: "You know, Chris, you're pretty skinny to be playing the Shatner part."
Pine: "Look, we can't be expected to be carbon copies of the original cast! I mean, I'm thinner than Shatner, you're heavier than Kelley. And look at Zoe's..." *face goes red* "...er...um...I mean...look at Zoe's hairstyle!"

 

[M'Sharak]

^ Ouch.

Captain Robau hoped the barbecue was going to be ready soon, because he was hungry. In fact, Tactical Officer
Humphrey might have been in real trouble if he'd been wearing just a little more more BBQ sauce.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Robau: You were right, George. Replacing the viewscreen with windows really does bring in more natural light.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Captain Robau hoped the barbecue was going to be ready soon, because he was hungry. In fact, Tactical Officer
Humphrey might have been in real trouble if he'd been wearing just a little more more BBQ sauce.

This is so absurd it's hilarious!!!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Once the timeline was changed, many aspects of Starfleet technology were altered.

For instance...

Viewscreens lost all sun tinting.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV: Vould dees be a bad time to mention I don't have a pilot's license?


I...I tink I'll go now.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Stop acting like that! You all had McCoy's bourbon and beans, too!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robau: "Ok, who dropped my One Ring in the fireplace?"

Spockimer Jitty: "So... what do you guys think of my captions?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk: Well...at LEAST we won more Oscars than that "District 9" thing.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Zoe notices Zach has on her Oscar dress.

 

[LeadHead]

Pine: They've asked me to present "District 9" at the Oscars. Thoughts?

Pegg: I say do it, that way you can watch out for people doing to Kanye thing.

 

[Mikkid82]

KIRK: Spock, we all said no ketchup

 

[Mikkid82]

Spock please tell me the truth, I must know - its been killing me. Does my bum look big in this?

 

[jaspertjie]

Scotty: I've been wondering my whole life why I have such a tilted derpy face...

 

[Mikkid82]

Quinto: Yes its right guys, Stuart Baird is going to direct Star Trek XII.

 

[Mikkid82]

Pike: WoW she is hot.

Nero: No one you know. Besides, I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "No one has me in their five?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Quinto: "And this what Ben Stiller's wearing when he's presenting the make-up award."

*holds up picture*

Zoe: "Thank God all the votes are already cast."