"Damn! We've lost navigation! Thankfully the top of my head is a compass."
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #10: Another Bright Idea
- Thread starter Rat Boy
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"Damn! We've lost navigation! Thankfully the top of my head is a compass."
"Robau to commander, Farragut: turn off your fucking high beams!"
Spock: "My apologies, Captain. Your command gold tunic isn't scheduled to be delivered until next Tuesday."
Alright...whose idea was it to dock right next to the Center of the Known Universe? I'M not paying the fee, dammit!!!
KIRK: Thanks, Spock...but...
I think we'll stick with the pizza and kung-pow chicken for the crew's dinner.
Captain Robau to main engineering...
Can we get more Badass Shine on my scalp up here? The bridge is losing Mojo!
YELCHIN (thinking): "That bastard Urban got to be in Lord of the Rings."
PINE (thinking): "To do T.J. Hooker: Year One or not to do T.J. Hooker: Year One, that is the question..."
PEGG (thinking): "That bastard Pine got to kiss Anne Hathaway."
URBAN (thinking): "How ya doing? How you doin'? How YOU doin'?"
CHO (thinking): "Damn, that Saldana has a great ass."
SALDANA (thinking): "Damn, I have a great ass."
QUINTO (thinking): "Too bad I'm not a mind reader. I can only imagine what great intelligence and contemplation is going on right in front of me."
George Kirk: "Captain, Nero wants you to beam over to his ship."
Robau: "Only makes sense to send Randy Pausch instead."
Ack.
That is just sick.
Robau: Someone up front wanna flip down the sunvisor.
It was always quiet on the days when Spock forgot to put on his pants and everyone had to pretend not to see his bifurcated penis.
A spirited and jovial discussion among the cast about their earlier Trek counterparts quickly lapsed into awkward silence when Zoe Saldana innocently asked, "So what do you think is the biggest difference between me and Nichelle Nichols?"
Robau and the Kelvin were SO awesome and badass, both he and they could withstand a supernova at point-blank range...
and both get STRONGER as a result.
Everyone noticed...but nobody had the guts to mention the issue at hand.
Kirk's horrendous B.O. since returning from Delta Vega.
RATBOY! w00t!! Thanks for the win. You've made my day! 
The crew held an awkward moment of silence when they were informed of the death of canon.
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I have to add, this new caption of LeadHead's had me PIMP!
The crew held an awkward moment of silence when they were informed of the death of canon.
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I have to add, this new caption of LeadHead's had me PIMP!
Robau: Polarize the viewscreen. Crap, that made it worse.
Captain Robau to Starfleet Command...
Report that first contact with the Edgar Winter Band has gone horribly wrong...my entire bridge crew has been temporarily or permanently blinded!! Request subspace smoke goggles at once!!!
CHEKOV: Nice shirt, sir.
Did you get dat one secondhand in a trade or someting?
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Robau: "Polarize the fanbase."
George Kirk: "Already done, sir."
If I chose the winners, this one would be it.