Star Trek XI Caption Contest #10: Another Bright Idea

[Rat Boy]

Don't be sad, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's awkwardly comfort...

For a gaffe that not even ILM could fix, our winner is...

Uhura: What do you need? What do you need??

Spock: The essence of my culture has been saved in the elders who now reside on this ship. I estimate no more than 10,000 have survived. I am now a member of an endangered species...... wait.... Do your earrings change color??

For proving that miners aren't the most dastardly villains in cinema history, our winner is...

Nero: Christopher, answer my question.

Pike: zzzzzzzzz

Nero: Wake up!

Pike: Sorry, you wouldn't think it to look at it. But this thing is very comfortable!

In lieu of a Photoshop award this time around, I'll go with the best references to other franchises and our two winners are...

One for all of you Mass Effect fans...

Look into my eyes Spock. Embrace Eternity!

NERO: "Agent DiNozzo, you will tell me everything you know about her father, La Grenouille!"

Good thing I didn't stat a drinking game every time Mass Effect has been referenced in caption contests lately. Anyway, congrats to the winners. In this episode, we have Captain Robau questioning the logic of windows on the bridge and we have the crew wondering if that was indeed James Cawley who walked by. Here you go:

 

[Rat Boy]

Robau: "What's making this worse is that I have a hangover."

Kirk: "Spock, that technobabble idea sounds good, but you're putting Uhura to sleep. Let's just steal the black hole thingamajig and use it on Nero. Deal?"

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the Wins!

Robau: Helm, please aim the ship ANYWHERE ELSE!

Kirk: We need to come up with a plan.

McCoy: Why? Nero's dead, the Narada's been destroyed. What's left?

Scotty: We blew up the Warp Cores to escape the Black Hole. It's a 10 year trip to Earth at Impulse.

Kirk: Well, I'll get promoted to Captain as soon as we're back, maybe then people won' complain on internet message boards that it happened too fast.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Inform the crew...

His Royal Badassness has stepped onto the bridge. Commence "Brownnosing Shift Alpha."

KIRK: You know, Spock...your speech about Nero's ship and getting aboard it might be more effective if you had remembered to wear some damned PANTS to the bridge.

 

[cooleddie74]

Send the following coded transmission to Starfleet Command:

My mojo and general all-around badassness has caused the star being studied to go supernova. We are now warping out of danger to avoid immolation.


Robau. Captain, U.S.S. Kelvin...over!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ROBAU: Seriously, I gotta get some sunglasses.

SPOCK: It was the Fifth Annalect of Surak. I thought some of you would get that.

KIRK: You suck at charades, Spock.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

And in an alternate universe:
Robau: "Senior staff to the conference room!"

Pine: "Well...is he ever gonna say 'Action'?"
Yelchin: "I...I think he's gone! And so is most of the film crew!"
Pegg: "What! Are we done for the day?"
Cho: "I didn't hear anyone say 'It's a wrap.'"
Saldana: "Zzzzzzz..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

No one had the courage to tell Spock he forgot to zip his fly. Though two people really didn't mind. (guess which ones)

 

[scottydog]

Robau, thinking: "Why did Nurse FreakyEyes dump me? It's like a dagger to the heart."

Scotty, thinking: "This ship used to be exciting."

 

[mariajl]

"Ok.... nobody look... just ignore what Mr. Scott is doing under that towel."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock was always picked last.

 

[LeadHead]

Robau: Polarize the viewscreen. Crap, that made it worse.

Kirk: Wait, shouldn't someone be flying this ship?!

 

[Aragorn]

Robau: "This so-called TrekBBS has it ALL WRONG. When I do push-ups I'm not actually pushing the earth down -- I'm pushing the entire universe down!"

 

[bullethead]

Robau: So much for polarizing the viewscreen. I told them it would be easier to look at a giant TV, but no, they had to go with a giant window!

Everyone's enthusiasm was taken down a notch when Spock pointed out that the lens flare generators did not make them look cool.

 

[Classic Fan]

Kirk: We need to come up with a plan.

McCoy: Why? Nero's dead, the Narada's been destroyed. What's left?

Scotty: We blew up the Warp Cores to escape the Black Hole. It's a 10 year trip to Earth at Impulse.

Kirk: Well, I'll get promoted to Captain as soon as we're back, maybe then people won' complain on internet message boards that it happened too fast.

Quinto to the guys: "Ive been asked to do some voice over work for Star Trek Online..."

 

[KobayashiMaru13]

As a disgiuse for when he would board the Narada, Robau attempted Self-Romulan-Tattooing -- too bad he's colorblind. Yellow tattoos SO do not match his uniform.

Spock had begun to notice that whenever he entered the room, conversation abruptly ended. And Uhura would mysteriously fall asleep.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Quinto: "What? All I said was, wouldn't it be funny if the new movie was a flop but we all still got typecast as the characters."

 

[LeadHead]

Quinto: Shatner's in the Building.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robau: "When the hell is Conan O'Brien gonna put his shirt back on?"

Spock: "Who's up for watching some Babylon 5?"

 

[LeadHead]

Robau: I have a good feeling about today!

George Kirk: Captain a Huge Ship of Death incoming!

Scotty: That might work.

McCoy: We haven't come up with a plan yet Scotty!