TAS Caption Contest #20: Giving the Bird, Eating the Bird

[Rat Boy]

You maniacs, you blew it up, but it's time for another caption contest. First, let's awkwardly comfort...

For getting right to the point, our winner is...

YELLOW HAT:I'm adopted???!!!

For proving that it happens to a lot of guys (and squids), our winner is...

Alien: It's alright, Jim, really. We can just cuddle.

Congrats, folks. First up this week, we have the Enterprise beset by a giant chicken and second, we have the results of what happened after the ship's phasers were set to fricassee. Have at:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Ah, crap, it's stuck on the windshield. Spock, get out there with a squeegee and a bucket of water."

Kirk: "Maybe that Grinch wasn't such a bad guy after all."

 

[Mysterion]

KIRK: Eat up, guys! There's enough pig anuses there for everyone!

McCOY: Oh, god, it's medical school all over again...

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: The Romulans have taken their bird fetish too far!

SPOCK: Where's my salad???

 

[mari]

Uhura: Ooh, Mardi Gras! ::whips off her shirt::

Sulu: I want beads too! ::whips off his shirt::

Arex: ::triple facepalm::

 

[Amaris]

Everyone on the bridge waited with baited breath to see if Sulu noticed the decorations they had put up for the Chinese New Year.

Once again, Bones was disappointed. Sure, they had the fatback, but no one thought to bring the collard greens.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kukulkan: I'm a seeking the tribal stereotype on your ship!
Walking Bear: Sorry, that'd be a ship called Voyager not us.

Bones: What the hell has the chef served us? Deep-fried cow vagina?
Kirk: Whelp, it's better than grokking Spock again for dinner.

 

[Maurice]

REDSHIRT SULU: It's all done with mirrors...

KIRK: You call this food?! Where are my colored cubes?!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Red-shirted Sulu: Well, shit, not another alien-cum-demi god that was once an ancient Earth deity. Man, I really got to transfer to another ship, seems like we run into one of these each week.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Captain, I strongly suggest you get rid of the pigs feet and bacon slices before the Tellerite ambassador arrives!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: I hope the ambassadors like hamhocks.

SPOCK: Doctor, those "hamhocks" are the ambassadors.

 

[Isis]

MCCOY: I hope the ambassadors like hamhocks.

SPOCK: Doctor, those "hamhocks" are the ambassadors.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Who was in charge of cooking tonight?"

McCoy: "Sulu."

Kirk: "That would explain why this tastes like ass."

 

[Hambone]

Spock: "Captain, I strongly suggest you get rid of the pigs feet and bacon slices before the Tellerite ambassador arrives!"

KIRK: "I've got news for you, Spock."

SPOCK: "You mean...?"

KIRK: "Yes, you could say there's a little Tellarite in all of us."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Solyent Green is Scotty, captain. All of you have been consuming his flesh.
Kirk: Mmm...no wonder that meat was a little fatty.

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Nimoy: DAMNIT! Bill, you know damn well that I'm supposed to have a glass for this scene too! Where'd you put it? No, let me guess. It's sitting on the saddle of my bike, which is strung up in the catwalk someplace. Gene, make this SOB stop with the practical jokes!

Takei: Oh, my!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Thank you for your indulgence, gentlemen. It's been most illuminating to my research. I see that, aside from Dr. McCoy preferring his left hand, your individual self-gratification techniques are remarkably similar to one another."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I am unaware of any tradition called One Vulcan, Three Cups.

 

[alte]

Mr.Sulu: HaHa...I have the remote...and we're watching this.

 

[alte]

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