TAS Caption Contest #20: Giving the Bird, Eating the Bird

[Isis]

Red Shirt: "It's a bird, it's a plane...well, at least I can eliminate Superman..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Walking Bear: How the hell should I know what "indian" god it is? I'm from Copernicus City.

 

[Isis]

Project Runway: Starship Edition

 

[Nerys Myk]

AREX: I thought Mardi Gras was yesterday.

 

[Rat Boy]

Walking Bear: "All right, who got into my stash?"

Kirk: "What a great birthday! And I here Sulu's hired some strippers for entertainment."

McCoy: "Oh crap."

Sulu: "Oh my!"

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to Spock): "No wine for you, mister. Last time, all you did was complain about the bitter dregs."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk (off-camera): Full phasers, directly ahead, Mr. Walking Bear.
Walking Bear: Aye, sir.

*PHASERS FIRE*

Moments later...

Kirk: Hmm...this Kukulcan is a bit gamey.
Sulu: Pass me the tail, please.
McCoy: I'll have the anus.
Spock: Doctor?
McCoy: Shut up, Spock. I'm from the South. We'll eat anything.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (off camera): "Boom, educational. Where's our Emmy?"

Spock: "Uh, you guys do realize that the Klingons are about to board the ship."

 

[Admiral Shran]

Kirk (offscreen): I'm sorry sir, I'm not familiar with your species.

 

[Ihlecreations]

Kirk : What the hell is a Kukla Fran and Ollie?

McCoy: Thats it Jim, from the base and slowly stroke up and down. Ease your grip Sulu not so tight. Spock go get a cup and I will show you. As chief medical officer I am charged with making sure then "needs" of the crew are met and this is a valuable lesson in staving off loneliness.

Spock: I beleive it will need to cups to effectively "practice" doctor.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Spock: "Anyone for a tossed salad?"

Sulu: <grins> "Now we're talking!"

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Gentlemen, don't be too squeamish but Mr. Scott spit in the flask. I know he eats more than his share, but you really should include him next time!"

 

[mtam]

Kirk - Sulu get your anal injector toy our from in front of my plate!
Kirk- Mr. Spock are those your pocket pussys on top of the salad?
Bones - Dam it man I told you to stop using those, you green blooded hobgoblin!