Movie Caption Contest #130: Blu-Ray Blues - First Contact
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Captain Picard learned the hard way that getting sprayed with black goo isn't a good thing.
Worf: They went to all that trouble to blow up the Enterprise D and this is the best they can do?
Cochrane: What's this supposed to be? Some futuristic whatchama-call-it?
Geordi: Nope, just some copper tubing for our still out back.
Data: No offense Captain, but she offered to get me hair like that guy in Dark City. Sure, the skin looks ridiculous, but that's the piece that has to be paid for better hair.
Data: Do not worry, captain. This is not meant as a racial allegory.
Spiner: Since Gates complained about the size of her role, we used her flesh for this prosthetic.
Data: When i initialized my Jive-speak subroutine i greeted her with "Gimme some skin....... and she did!"
*crickets*
Barclay to Cochran: "Ever see a grown man naked?"
(Sorry, its an oldie, i know. But the look on his face.....!)
Cochrane: I love it when a plan comes together.
Barclay: So does that big angry mud-sucker!
Geordie: Shut up, fool!!
I love this one! Great job!
No one's going to TELL you you need Clearasil.
WORF:Glad to be back, sir!
Uhhhh, Deanna...she, eh...still got a THING for me?
COCHRANE: Why's this fella so twitchy?
GEORDI: Oh, that's easy. He's an idiot.
DATA: In the changed history of this century...I will have combination skin.
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WORF: Nice ship. Very big.
BEVERLY: You should see how much bigger Deanna's ASS is, too!
Cochrane: What the hell is that supposed to do?
Barcley: Don't you guys ever use dildos in this century?
Geordi: Smells like Deanna was the last to use it.
Data: "I feel like a 50/50 bar"
BORG Queen: "I'd say more like 60/40"
SCHULTZ: "Do you think I should tell him that in the future he appears on one of the worst seasons of 24?"
DATA: "It is obvious to the most simple minded that Lore is of an inferior design."
RIKER: "The obvious visual evidence, Data, is that he is of the same design as yourself."
DATA: "Are you blind, Commander Riker? Well look at me. Look at me!"
PICARD: "You are skin on one side and android on the other."
DATA: "I am skin on the left side!"
COCHRANE: Is there something I can do for this guy...so he'll LEAVE?
GEORDI: Oh, it's just a little fan worship Doctor...plus, he got banned from our ship's holodecks for ruining the projector walls.
COCHRANE: Huh?
GEORDI: LONG story...maybe later.
Cochrane: "So, how is it you traveled back in time? Won't that screw up future events?"
Barclay: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."
LaForge: "Yup. *STUFF*"
SCHICK Ultra-Nano Razor 5000
The shave so close...you'll be linked to a hive mind.
WORF: So...what did I miss?
Commander Riker still an annoying douchebag? Geordi still secretly gay?
GEORDI: Good.
GOOD, Reg.
But you'll need to reinforce your creepy stare with an awkward handshake and retarded babbling...
GEORDI: Sorry, Doctor.
Looks like your still is shot.
You've overworked it for the past ten years with your constant partying.
QUEEN: Nice face, Face.
DATA: Nice ass, Ass.
Queen: *high pitch accent* "Sss'alright?"
Data: *deep pitch* "Sss'alright."
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