Tell me that Peter's not an idiot.
Organic webshooters take that problem away.
Peter's not an idiot. In the House of M version of events he made a fortune selling a version of his web shooters as a safe self-defence weapon. However, everyone knew he was Spider-Man so it didn't matter.
The problem is that if he sells this idea then it's a means of exposing his secret identity. All his enemies would have to do is find out who patented the idea and there you go - Spider-Man is Peter Parker.
And he can't just not be a superhero because of the "with great power comes great responsibility" thing.
Not if he patented it first. Then he's just a guy with super-strength who's repurposed Parker Brand Webbing into a weapon.
Of course, this would be too sensible.
Also, in reply to the comments about Topher Graas as Parker--I could sort of get behind that, to the extent it would be about the only thing that would make me even consider seeing an idiotic reboot of a ten year old franchise that, imo, was done pretty damned well the first time.
But you know, Topher was--and I know this is by far not the majority opinion--a really excellent Eddie Brock. I never liked Brock in the comics. I liked Brock a lot in Spider-Man 3. Was Venom introduced too soon, without any plausible backstory to the symbiote,* and in an already crowded story? Of course. But Topher was a marvelous Brock/Venom, given what he had to work with.
*Why the Christ did they use an asteroid? You already have the son of a bioengineering firm's CEO as a villain. It seems as if a doable, non-Secret War-related black costume origin would have written itself--it was a incomplete Norman Osborne experiment--would have written itself. Harry could've used it in the opening framing sequence; the jump from the loser of the fight, to Peter Parker's obviously fitter body, would have made sense from the symbiote's point of view; Peter would not have had to totally ignore the fact that he decided to wear a facehugger from outer space, since he would figure out/be told that it was an experimental supersuit made specifically for humans, and hence (putatively) somewhat safe; it would even maybe help suspend disbelief for Harry's convenient amnesia. But maybe hindsight is 20/20.
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