Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Some Robaus have all the luck...

Some Robaus have all the fame...

Some Robaus get all the breaks...

And NO Robaus do nothing but complain.

 

[stonester1]

He's just Captain Robau

Always meaning some harm

Beats all you ever saw

Been MAKING the law

Since the day he was born


Makin' his way...the only way he knows how...

And because he's the law, Robau will allow...


He's just Captain Robau

Wouldn't change if he could

Kicking your ass into a new shape

And it'll be good

(sung to the theme from The Dukes of Hazzard)

 

[Broccoli]

To Robau, it is easy being green.

At what point did Captain Robau stop being a badass starship captain, and evolve into an insane, gluttonous leprechaun leaking from every orifice?

Robau is whatever he wants to be.

Never forget.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau can cook minute rice in five seconds.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

For he is Robau destroyer of universes.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

*sung to Corner Gas theme*

You can tell Robau that your dog ran away
Then tell him that it took three days
He's heard every joke, he's heard every word you say

You think there's not a lot going on
Look closer, Robau's got his fists on
And that's why you can't stay so long
Because Robau has kicked your ass

 

[jaspertjie]

Robau created the Universe.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau knows the way to Shell Beach.

 

[stonester1]

What evil lurks in the hearts of men? Captain Robau knows...because he's either kicked it's ass, or he's about to.

 

[stonester1]

And now that you know Robau, knowing is half the battle. Don't worry about the other half, Robau has that covered.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

And now that you know Robau, knowing is half the battle. Don't worry about the other half, Robau has that covered.

G.I. Robauuuuuu!

 

[jaspertjie]

Robau spit out the Golden City when he had a fever.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ And the prescription was not more cowbell, but more Robau.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau often contemplates eternity beneath the vast indifference of Heaven.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Who Is John Galt?

Spoiler: Who Is John Galt?

John Galt is CAPTAIN ROBAU INCARNATE!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau was born with half his brain tied behind JUPITER...just to make it fair.

 

[Rush Limborg]

The views expressed by Captain Robau on everyting is now officially documented to be: Completely Always Right: One Hundred Ninety-Nine-Point Five Percent Of The Time.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau can literally (and permanently) wipe the smirk off of Keith Olbermann's face.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau can literally (and permanently) wipe the smirk off of Keith Olbermann's face.

Captain Robau...for this relief...much thanks.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau once kicked Olbermann's ass and had hot, rough sex with Rachel Maddow...and she LOVED IT.