New And Improved PICTURE THREAD!

[Marc]

^She is very nice looking. You're a lucky man Seeker!

We came home the other day, to discover that this young lady...



Had devoured my brother's homework, along with his plastic homework folder, and chewed through the wiring on the electric train set we put around the christmas tree (thank God it wasn't plugged in). She isn't a puppy anymore so I guess she was just mad at us or something.

Well at least he's got photographic evidence the dog did eat his homework

 

[Finn]

^As a future teacher, I'd say no. He could've ripped them up. I'd only accept a video of the dog actively chewing up the papers and the binder

 

[AstroSmurf]

^ How about a stool sample with a full trace analysis showing processed and bleached wood fibers as part of the written parental excuse?

 

[Finn]

[House]Parents lie[/House].

That would make for a good lab exercise and give the kid credit.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ How about a stool sample with a full trace analysis showing processed and bleached wood fibers as part of the written parental excuse?

It's CSI: Dog Shit!

"Whooooo are you... poo oo, poo oo...."

 

[Major Chord]

^ How about a stool sample with a full trace analysis showing processed and bleached wood fibers as part of the written parental excuse?

It's CSI: Dog Shit!

"Whooooo are you... poo oo, poo oo...."

I sent an email to his teacher once we got the mess cleaned up, explaining what had happened, and also forwarded the pictures I took. My brother also took the remains of his stuff to school with him in a grocery bag, for inspection by the teacher, although, if the teacher had any doubts, I think that the dog bite marks on the plastic homework folder would be enough to tip the scales in his favor.

This is just about as bad as when she got into the shoe closet as a puppy and chewed all the flip flops she could find. That instance was less amusing though...

 

[Captain Ice]

^Thanks!

Here's one I took of my wife just a few minutes ago.

She looks positively radiant. I also love that wall color. Do you remember what that shade was called?

 

[captcalhoun]

LOL @ Dog eating homework.

damn, seeker, your missus needs a diet!







JOKE!!!!!

 

[Holdfast]

As promised, some holiday snaps!

 

[John Picard]

^^ Where'd you go, Holdy?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

To me, this photo screams out "caption contest."

 

[Emher]

Wow, now I'm really jealous of you Holdfast! I'd love to go away somewhere warm as well.

 

[ITL]

^ Skegness has never looked so lovely.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

^ Skegness has never looked so lovely.

That's actually the western sea front at Cleethorpes.

 

[ITL]

D'oh!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Well, the amusement arcades and fish and chip shops are just out of shot...

 

[ITL]

Well, the amusement arcades and fish and chip shops are just out of shot...

I bet Holdy wasted a fortune on the Penny Falls in the arcade...

 

[Holdfast]

^^ Where'd you go, Holdy?

Mauritius. Awesome place. Add it to your list of retirement venues to explore. Seriously.

Great climate, nice people, the population speaks enough English for you to be fine until your French/Creole gets up to speed, fairly cheap real-estate unless you want something right on the beach itself, and a very favourable and sensible tax regime (15% flat tax, across income, sales, and corporations, no capital gains tax and a high personal allowance before you even start paying any tax at all).

To me, this photo screams out "caption contest."

I thought you folks would like that one.

^ Skegness has never looked so lovely.

That's actually the western sea front at Cleethorpes.

Come on. Bournemouth, at least.

 

[John Picard]

^^ Where'd you go, Holdy?

Mauritius. Awesome place. Add it to your list of retirement venues to explore. Seriously.

Great climate, nice people, the population speaks enough English for you to be fine until your French/Creole gets up to speed, fairly cheap real-estate unless you want something right on the beach itself, and a very favourable and sensible tax regime (15% flat tax, across income, sales, and corporations, no capital gains tax and a high personal allowance before you even start paying any tax at all).

Interesting Thank you for the tip.

 

[AdAstra]

What, no sunbathing snaps?

Looks really nice, Holdy.