I love how the melons are glowing in their awesomeness.
That's what she said!I love how the melons are glowing in their awesomeness.
That's what she said!I love how the melons are glowing in their awesomeness.
After shaving off my Decembeard the other night, I was left with this pretty little thing, which I show you all now in the brilliantly high-rez and not-at-all-distorted phone-cam-o-vision. It probably won't last long, but I've had a surprisingly positive response:
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Dude, unless you're Tom Selleck or a porn star circa 1975,
mustaches are no good.
After shaving off my Decembeard the other night, I was left with this pretty little thing, which I show you all now in the brilliantly high-rez and not-at-all-distorted phone-cam-o-vision. It probably won't last long, but I've had a surprisingly positive response:
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You've had a positive response...to that!?!
Dude, unless you're Tom Selleck or a porn star circa 1975, mustaches are no good.
After shaving off my Decembeard the other night, I was left with this pretty little thing, which I show you all now in the brilliantly high-rez and not-at-all-distorted phone-cam-o-vision. It probably won't last long, but I've had a surprisingly positive response:
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You've had a positive response...to that!?!
Dude, unless you're Tom Selleck or a porn star circa 1975, mustaches are no good.
I beg to differ.
Although you can't as yet, out mustache me.
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The Island needs Holdfast. He has a purpose![]()
More of an Island of Dr. Moreau vibe, methinks.![]()
After shaving off my Decembeard the other night, I was left with this pretty little thing, which I show you all now in the brilliantly high-rez and not-at-all-distorted phone-cam-o-vision. It probably won't last long, but I've had a surprisingly positive response:
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The Island needs Holdfast. He has a purpose![]()
My pop culture antennae aren't getting this one.
This is just weird. Like some wacky Japanese gameshow. I like.
Glowing coconuts FTW.
After shaving off my Decembeard the other night, I was left with this pretty little thing, which I show you all now in the brilliantly high-rez and not-at-all-distorted phone-cam-o-vision. It probably won't last long, but I've had a surprisingly positive response:
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You've had a positive response...to that!?!
Dude, unless you're Tom Selleck or a porn star circa 1975, mustaches are no good.
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