Movie Caption Contest #128: Beware Romulans Baring Gifts

[Rat Boy]

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one, and so is another caption contest. First up, let's sit uncomfortably close to...

For hitting the right note, our first winner is...

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For being able to do what we've always wanted to do, our next winner...

Picard: Red Alert, Charge main phasers prepare to fire! There must be justice for this atrocity!

Worf: Sir, there are many other parking spaces...

We didn't necessarily want this, but that didn't stop our Photoshop winner...

Sybok: "Let's give these captioners what they want, dammit."

Congratulations, everyone. This week, it's a Romulan-themed edition, mainly because Undiscovered Country and First Contact are two of only three of the first ten movies (got that?) that feature live Romulans. In our first picture, Nanclus curses Nicholas Myers' edit in the DVD Director's Cut because now no one can remember his name. In the second, the remaining members of the Romulan leadership start to have doubts about the new praetor when Shinzon is the latest to cover "Pants on the Ground." Have at:

 

[Rat Boy]

Nanclus: "All right, I'll talk! Just get the fat one to stop staring at me!"

Tal'Aura: "With Shinzon dead, you think anyone would mind if I up and declared myself praetor?"

Commanders: "YES!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Nanclus: We would've gotten away it with had it not been for you pesky geriatrics and your Vulcan.

Tal'Aura: Et tu, Shinzon.

 

[Rat Boy]

Donatra: "Sorry, ma'am. Praetor Leno wants his old job back."

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win! Any chance the scoreboard will come back? I've been wanting to make it to the Hall of fame.

American Idol auditions are getting worse and worse.

Tal'Aura: Senate Resolution 5-9-7 is ratified. "He who smelt it, dealt it."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Doohan (thinking): "Why the hell am I standing way back here with all the extras? Damn Shatner!"

Tal'aura: "Three guys. Two girls. Well, Donatra, unless you're up for some 'strange,' we've got a problem."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Sorry, Ambassador. Rogaine and Romulans just don't mix.

You really haven't seen "Julius Caesar", unless you've seen it in the original Romulan.

 

[cooleddie74]

NANCLUS: By the mighty Firefalls of Gal'Gathong...

Your doctor's genitals are ENORMOUS.

SHINZON(from his ship): Fight amongst yourselves. Make sure the females lose bits of their clothing during the combat.

Do it. NOW.

It will please your new Praetor.

 

[cooleddie74]

De KELLEY:Damn.

This is the cheesiest Trek convention I've EVER gotten booked at. Even the virgins have trouble masturbating.

 

[Nerys Myk]

OLD ROMULAN: WTF!? I thought the subject was "Romulans baring tits!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Praetor...

Please...explain...

What is the meaning of this...'ROMULUS IDOL' concept?

 

[cooleddie74]

Not only was Ambassador Nanclus shamed by the assassination plot.

He was also the early victim of praetor-pattern baldness.

 

[scottydog]

Praetor: "Welcome to the pi theatre."

Old Romulan: "Is it named after pi because of the shape of the seats?"

Praetor: "No, because of the shape of your intellect. The 4 of you have the brains of 3.14 Romulans."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy (loudly): "I wouldn't worry about it, Ambassador. There's no reason you shouldn't be able to have a normal, fulfilling life just because you only have a two-inch penis."
Nanclus (whispering): "For God's sake, will you keep your voice down!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

McCoy: "Scheme all you like, ambassador. Our agent is in place watching your every move, and locate him you will not."

Nanclus: "The guy standing in the Tellarite delegation, trying to look like he fits in. While his gut is certainly up to the challenge, sadly he has forgotten his beard"

McCoy: "damn. Show's over, Scotty"

Scotty: "Was I nae convincing enough? I can snort if you like"

Tellarite at Scotty's side: "Just get this freak away from me"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"... ... .... .... ....It was Koval's birthday bash today, right?"

 

[Thor Damar]

^

Commander Solan: "So we're all agreed on the plan then?"

Henchrommie 1# : "Indeed. After all what's the worst that could happen? Tal'ura and Dontana becoming rulers of the Empire?"

Tal'ura: "Yeah, that'll never happen" {laughs unconvincingly}

 

[Deranged Nasat]

^

Thanks!

 

[Nerys Myk]

OLD ROMULAN: If you wanna join the group, you gotta wear the jacket.

 

[Skywalker]

McCoy: "Hey, where are Tal'Aura and the other Romulans? They're missing all the fun!"
Nanclus: "I think they said they were just going to do something else tonight."

Tal'Aura: "Wow, we really should have gone to that other party."