Movie Caption Contest #128: Beware Romulans Baring Gifts

[cooleddie74]

DONATRA:We done here?

Can I go?

The slide show ended 15 minutes ago.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Not everyone enjoyed McCoy and Nanclus's performance of Waiting for Godot.

 

[cooleddie74]

Darryl Henriques in:

RAIN ROMULAN


D-d-definitely 137 delegates to the Khitomer conference in this meeting hall...d-d-definitely gotta go watch JUDGE SATIE...

 

[Brian]

DOOHAN (thinking): Just say "cut" you bastard, so I can exhale!

MALE VULCAN ACTOR (thinking): Stupid bitch, probably blew her way to the front of the crowd. I should be standing in front. She doesn't even know Vulcans shouldn't smile!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY:Just think, a Century from now you'd wearing an ill-fitting and ugly wig.

 

[Isis]

Announcer-type voice (OS): "Ladies and Gentlemen, a little decorum, please. This courtroom has become a circus."

Flunkie on left: "Sorry, Madame and Gentlemen. 'Millionaire' was a major hit on Earth. I didn't realize it wouldn't translate here."

 

[Admiral Shran]

McCoy: Okay ambassador, you're under arrest.
Nanclus: Look, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park, in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy!
McCoy: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Ceasar you moron! You killed five actors. Good ones!

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

McCoy: "It's alright, Ambassador. It just looks like we've been made into one of the bath house photoshops."

 

[Brian]

Nanclus: Ah, now the nickname makes sense. "Bones."
McCoy: Sorry about that. It's this damned blood pressure medicine.
Scotty: Good one, laddie.
McCoy: Can we just get on with the arresting?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Nanclus: I'd like to use my "get out of jail free" card.
McCoy: Yeah. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200 dollars, buddy.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nanclus: "Still less embarrassing than getting arrested by Steven Segal."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Nanclus: "The Scotsman. His stare is unnerving to me. And what's he muttering?"

McCoy: "I believe it's 'nom, nom.' Better run for it."

 

[cooleddie74]

Gayest Renaissance Fair EVER.

 

[cooleddie74]

DONATRA: Did the Praetor say... 'Blessed are the Trilithium Makers?!'

 

[Aragorn]

NANCLUS: So I hear Karl Urban's playing you in the movie.

MCCOY: Yeah.

NANCLUS: That's pretty sweet. Do you know who's playing me?

MCCOY: Mario Lopez.

NANCLUS: Aweso... uh... really?

SCOTTY: I like this ego deflating! It's exciting!

 

[cooleddie74]

NANCLUS: I have been dishonored.

There are thirty other people at this convention dressed JUST like me.

 

[Nerys Myk]

NANCLUS: Don't look, but Denise Crosby is right behind me in a bad wig.

 

[M'Sharak]

McCoy: "It's alright, Ambassador. It just looks like we've been made into one of the bath house photoshops."

I'm not the only one who was thinking that.

For hitting the right note, our first winner is...

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5721/shuttlediplomacy1.jpg

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Thanks, Rat Boy!

 

[Isis]

McCoy (grimacing to himself): "The Guardian of Forever really needs to stop these lame attempts at practical jokes. Sending Scotty and me to the Let's Make a Deal green room on 1960s Earth just isn't funny."

 

[cooleddie74]

NANCLUS:Ooooh.

Look.

Someone dropped a Montana state quarter.