Movie Caption Contest #125: Extras Credit

[SeerSGB]

Blue Shirt: Damn it, she blew her lines again.

Gold Shirt: That's not the only thing she's blowing.

NotHenson: Listen I will not have talk like that on this set. If they hired her, she must be right for the part.

Chick In Red: Yeah, what he said. I'll have you know I'm a very....*hack**cough**hack*...Damn it, how come after every rehearsal with Gene I end up picking hairs out of my teeth.

NotHenson: Fuck it, maybe Lucas is hiring.

 

[Captain Crow]

Behind the scenes of "Debbie Does Starfleet".

 

[Nerys Myk]

DIRECTOR: I thought the actress was supposed to be shaved bald.

GOLD: She is.

<beat>

DIRECTOR: Ohhh.

 

[Candlelight]

ShatmanHenson: "Can anyone work in an anus joke? (heartbeat) Anyone????"

"How many anus's does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"That isn't what I meant"

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Guy in white Shirt: No, no, no! These uniforms are all wrong! There's too much color here, I want gray and yellow uniforms only, there's no way that can look bad!

Frakes: It's okay, you'll only be in a few minutes of Enterprise.

Picard: Oh, my god! Picard to Bridge.

Riker: (over comm) Riker here.

Picard: Set a course for Gamestop, we can finally get a descent trade-in for Call of Duty!

 

[cooleddie74]

HENSON-LITE: When the yeoman back there bends over to reveal she is not wearing any panties, YOU fellas hoot and holler...now let's ROLL!

 

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE: Sorry, guys.

Ripple with a Mad Dog chaser always makes me jump into ditches in the woods and pee all over myself.

The HELL?!

When did Commander Riker place five phone sex calls to RISA?!?


WILL!!!!!!

 

[SeerSGB]

NotJimHenson: Okay let's make the best "Trek porn-fanfilm in history!

Girl: Yeah, let's make...wait PORN!?!

NotJinHenson: Cue the Mugato with a strap-on...and ACTION!

 

[Candlelight]

Yellow Shirt Guy (thinking): "I wish that guy would stop wearing my hairpiece as a beard"

 

[LeadHead]

White Shirt Guy: I know you're concerned about the reduced budget on this project, using folding chairs, old costumes and such, but I've got good news: the chance of you all getting paid has moved from none to slim!

 

[Chloe_Trek]

Budget cuts have reduced the training for the Kobiashi Maru, so we'll make this simple: how many fingers am I holding up?

 

[cooleddie74]

HENSON-LITE: For the last time...NO.

I have never written any songs with someone named Messina.

Now can we get back to shooting this damn thing?!

 

[cooleddie74]

Friends don't let scientists warp drunk. (TM)

Curious.

Since when did I order 40 subscriptions to VIBE?

 

[Nerys Myk]

GOLDIE: Kid, thinks he's a director.

BLUES: What was his name?

GOLDIE: Frak, Frank, Frakes. Something like that.

 

[Mistral]

"Chromium hexafluoride, selenium, mercury, lead-what the hell kind of salad is this?"

 

[Mistral]

COCHRANE: WOW.

Was my penis always that small and oddly-bent?

Riker: "That's your finger."

Cochrane: "Then where-"

Riker: "Over in the tree line somewhere. You shouldn't have pissed on that badger."

 

[Isis]

"Yeoman": "I know this is supposed to be the night shift, but can't we have a better looking bridge crew."

SNL's Penelope was not only able to turn herself into a black-and-while movie star, but she could also turn herself into an Enterprise crewperson.

Riker: "Zefrem, enough is enough--the next time you yell 'help I've fallen and I can't get up,' we're just gonna leave you."

 

[Broccoli]

"A new layout? I can't find 'The Neutral Zone' anymore. And sponsored links in the threads? Screw you, TrekBBS!"

 

[BriGuy]

Post-atomic horror lady: I'm sorry, I thought this was the set for "The Postman."

 

[BriGuy]

Capt. Picard never thought it was a good idea for Starfleet to award the PADD contract to Apple...

Picard: Oh, merde, they're coming out with another one. And what the... they're adding a sonic screwdriver to it? Why the hell would I need that on a PADD?!??