KIRK: Okay new rule. At the end of every mission I make a joke, preferably at Spock's expense and everyone laughs.
Movie Caption Contest #124: Year-End Closeout
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KIRK: Okay new rule. At the end of every mission I make a joke, preferably at Spock's expense and everyone laughs.
KHAN: That's our communal bathroom in there...through that torn-open door frame.
I need to go pee. If I catch you watching me...you will DIE...HORRIBLY.
Kirk barely began celebrating his official promotion before his back locked up on him.
Staging "Disco Night" at STUDIO 2161 was proving to be an increasingly dangerous affair.
Tell me, Guinan...
Joy Behar...
Is she THAT huge a bitch in person?
Awsome! A WIN! Thanks Rat Boy, and a Happy New Year to you too!
Kirk (O.S.) "What is it Commander?"
Decker: "It's.....uh.....bright, Sir."
Khan: "And you. I never forget a face. You're the one who walked in on me in sick bay while I was, er, familiarizing myself with your century's porn data base."
McCoy: "Long day in the office."
Grignak: "Bying this, I am not."
McCoy: "Really fish face? Care to smell my finger?"
Serek (thinking): *If that pompus son of a bitch doesn't take a seat soon, I'll show him what he can do with that finger.*
McCoy: "I'll be damned Spock. You were right."
Spock: "Quite correct Doctor. You may now pay up."
Kirk: "You should have listened to him Bones. He'd be the one to know whether Uhura 'shaves' or not."
Scotty: "Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting assassins, huh, huh, huh, huh."
Picard: "Commander Riker suggested I come to you for an explaination or demonstration for the term 'motor boating'."
Guinan: "Um, right. Well you may want to take that up with Dr. Crusher. After 500 years of gravity, these things are likely to give you a concussion."
Bartender: "Hey Dix, how's trix?"
Picard: "Er, her name is Lily."
Lily: "Seriously? And you say you run this ship?"
Spiner: "Jon. I've got an idea for the next movie. It's going to be HUGE. Best one yet."
Everyone except Beveryly was in stitches over her uncontrollable flatulence.
Kirk: "So did you check the 'parking brake' this time?"
Sulu: "Oh go hang from something."
Kirk (O.S.) "What is it Commander?"
Decker: "It's.....uh.....bright, Sir."
Khan: "And you. I never forget a face. You're the one who walked in on me in sick bay while I was, er, familiarizing myself with your century's porn data base."
McCoy: "Long day in the office."
Grignak: "Bying this, I am not."
McCoy: "Really fish face? Care to smell my finger?"
Serek (thinking): *If that pompus son of a bitch doesn't take a seat soon, I'll show him what he can do with that finger.*
McCoy: "I'll be damned Spock. You were right."
Spock: "Quite correct Doctor. You may now pay up."
Kirk: "You should have listened to him Bones. He'd be the one to know whether Uhura 'shaves' or not."
Scotty: "Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting assassins, huh, huh, huh, huh."
Picard: "Commander Riker suggested I come to you for an explaination or demonstration for the term 'motor boating'."
Guinan: "Um, right. Well you may want to take that up with Dr. Crusher. After 500 years of gravity, these things are likely to give you a concussion."
Bartender: "Hey Dix, how's trix?"
Picard: "Er, her name is Lily."
Lily: "Seriously? And you say you run this ship?"
Spiner: "Jon. I've got an idea for the next movie. It's going to be HUGE. Best one yet."
Everyone except Beveryly was in stitches over her uncontrollable flatulence.
Kirk: "So did you check the 'parking brake' this time?"
Sulu: "Oh go hang from something."
PICARD: The pillows in my quarters are rock hard cuboids. How do you rate?
GUINAN: I know the Captain.
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DECKER: "Dam it I said no blue angels on the bridge!"
KHAN: "Why yes this is made from Corinthian leather why?"
McCOY: "Wassup beeatch"
SCOTTY: " Fuck you Shattner!"
DECKER: Damn it Rand! If you don't know how to operate the transporter just say so!!!!!
McCoy: "Money you got. Ascot I got."
Ambassador K'Lump: "Restrooms suitable for a squatting culture like yours are down there on the left."
Picard: "It's a whorehouse, unless Captains are somehow not charged ..."
Data: "I am not joking. There's a spaghetti-o on your tunic."
Picard: "I gotta go take a shit. Clap your hands until I get back, so I know you're not stealing anything."
PICARD: A shuttle? How'd you like your own starship?
McCOY: "You're trying to book passage with me? Damn, your case isn't going very well, is it?"
GRIGNAK: "A special witness, the prosecution has. Testify tomorrow, he will."
SAREK: "Alright, Mr. Kamarag, I know this is difficult, but please show the court, on this screen diagram, exactly where Mr. Grignak touched you."
SCOTTY: "So, laddie, you found the ring. And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
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McCoy: "Listen...I can get you some Jamaican ganja -- The GOOD SHIT."
Grignak, the Fish-Faced Drug Buying Asswipe: "Ganja you have, money I have, deal we havel."
McCoy: "You're not some undercover narc, are you?"
Picard: "Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!"
Guynan: "...."
McCoy: "You get the fat one."
Grignak, sad: "Always get, I, the fat one."
McCoy: "Lucky I even take you out, you crazy-lookin' mother-fucker."
Grignak: "Sigh. Fat one, get I."
Picard: "I have trouble getting an erection when you haven't washed your hair in so many weeks."
Stewart: "Thank you for inviting me, Mr. Jackson."
Jackson: "Call me Michael."
Picard: I'd like to request the Michigan Mop Job.
McCOY:See this jacket?
Took it from a guy who looked JUST like you. Kicked his ass and had sex with all nine of his wives as I did it, too.
KAMARAG: Quick, Mister President...
Pull my finger...before the gagh passes!!
AYE, LADS.
A real man knows how to wield an acetylene torch.
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