Blue Warp Nacelles?

Yeah, one of our prouder moments. Not.

Guess there's no way to work 'blue nacelles' into the title, so stick with Dr. Milf. a riveting tale about the life of Monna Lot, MD.

 

I can see it now.

A whole line of DR. MILF merchandise...action figures...collectible drinking cups...dolls...posters!

 

Not to mention the adult based merchandise. I'll bet blue nacelles could be worked into that product line up.

 

All with my own personal, engraved and embossed signatures.

 

Illustrated by MadBaggins.

 

So...a discount line then?

 

Well there would have to be separate lines, really, for different age groupings of readers. The proportion of Milfisms would be dependent on each. For instance, younger readers would get the minimum - the 'skim' Milf. Then there would be 1% Milf, 2% Milf, and for the adult reader, Vitamin D Milf.

 

And for those on MY level?

Federally Hazmat-ted copies with spatterproof lining.

 

Sadly.




For ME...I think.

 

^
Look at it this way, at least at group events, roll call doesn't take long.

 

Unless you count my multiple personalities chiming in and saying "here." Then I'd be there for HOURS.

 

Santa wishes everybody a Merry Christmas as he takes the Sombreroprise out to deliver presents to all the good boys and girls (and cooleddie) aided by his blue warp reindeer Senor Rudolfo.

 

JP!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!

M, in ASL that would be the letter "L"

 

^"L" means Santa Loves his Sombreroprise!

 

(let's try to keep this going)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

A Sombrero in a tree

 

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Two Blue Warp Nacelles

and a Sombrero in a Tree

 

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Three French captains

Two blue warp nacelles

And a sombrero in a tree

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

4 Bird of Prey
3 French Captains
2 Blue Warp Nacelles
And a Sombrero in a Pear Tree