Star Trek XI Caption Contest #3: Chilly Relations

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "At least they gave me something to eat."

 

[trampledamage]

Personal Log, Spock has marooned me on this planet and he's switched my uniform for one that's two sizes too small, which is a clear violation of Federation rules for the treatment of prisoners... and bloody uncomfortable.

 

[trampledamage]

McCoy: Dammit Spock, tell those fanatics on TrekBBS that I'm a doctor not a sex-toy!

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: Dammit Spock, tell those fanatics on TrekBBS that I'm a doctor not a sex-toy!

Spock: You are getting more cyber tail than me. I find that illogical.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "OMG! Hell has completely frozen over! That must mean...that must mean Chapel finally nailed Spock!"

McCoy: "You remind me of some Hatfields I used to know!"

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[bullethead]

Kirk: Please be a way off this ice ball.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: Please be a way off this ice ball.

Rush (off camera): "Out of my way, you little bastard!"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "And you thought our screencap would get the most play ..."
Spock, waving hand: "Ah, shit, man, go fuck yourself."

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk:

The hills are aliiiiive with the sound of myoooo-

J.J.: CUT! Chris, c'mon - will you stop fooling around? We've got a schedule to keep!

 

[Gepard]

 

[Dusty Ayres]

Kirk: Shit! Wish that I knew how to use The Force right now!

 

[Skywalker]

You bastard! I was going to do that!

 

[Gepard]

I figured I should get in before everyone else jumped on the obvious.

 

[Skywalker]

 

[Isis]

Spock (OS): "Jim, there's not even one woman on this planet--would you just get over yourself?"

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "I don't get it. There's me and a keg. Where are the chicks?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: So...

Santa's Workshop WAS a childhood myth after all.

Damn that Vulcan bastard...he's annoying as hell, but when he's right...he's RIGHT.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: You thought GORE would win Florida?!

Are you out of your left-wing Vulcan MIND?!?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: (wipes foot) "Ahh shit, what kind of creature shits white,that smells like Elderberries"

McCoy: ""Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Green blooded nerf-herder!""
Spock: "Scruffy-looking?"