TOS Caption Contest #152: Assignment: Mirth

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  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    Shows you how smart I am: I thought the Janice Rand door plate shot would be a dud.

    Another week nigh-impossible to judge. The best of the best, including two first time winners (Mysterion and Volphone_the-Fox), one poster getting his second-in-a-row Spock Award for a double-win (Nerys Myk), and another getting his unprecedented THIRD-in-a-row Spock Award for a double-win (captain crow), are:













    Great stuff. Very hard to whittle it down to these, there were so many worthy entries.

    I'm going to break my new rule already and have three main shots and one oddball. This week's bits are:

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    (The above was nicely recommended by johcomp. Thanks much!)



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    And the oddball:

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    Do your worst.

    Joe, oddball




    TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

    26138 (3x) *** BIG WINNER! ***
    A beaker full of death (4x)
    Adam Ihle (4x)
    AlphaTrionTJW
    Alrik (2x)
    Alyssa (3x)
    ancient
    Atavachron (2x)
    Bad Atom (2x)
    Battrekker
    brian
    Cakes488
    CaptainJon
    captain crow (8x) *** THIRD SPOCK AWARD DOUBLE-WIN IN A ROW! HOLY SHIT!***
    Captain Kate (2x)
    Classic Fan
    commodore64
    cooleddie74 (23x)
    cultcross
    Cuhl
    DeafPoet
    Defcon (2x)
    Deranged Nastat
    Diesel Micky Dolenz (12x)
    Dohlman
    DrBob (14x)
    DS9Sega (7x)
    EliyahuQeoni (3x)
    EnsignHarper (2X)
    FishDS9
    galleywest (4x)
    Gary7 (2x)
    Gertch (26x)
    goldbug (3x)
    Guartho
    Haggis and Tatties
    Hambone (3x)
    highlander (12x)
    Isis (2X)
    Jackson_Roykirk
    J. Allen (2x)
    jayrath
    Jeri
    Johnnyracefan (2x)
    John_Picard (4x)
    Jonas Grumby (3x)
    jptrekker (4x)
    Kahloke
    Kegek (2x)
    Kirby (2x)
    KJM
    Mallory (4x)
    MGagen
    middyseafort (10x)
    Milo Bloom
    Mistral (3x) *** BIG WINNER ***
    Mojochi
    Mr. Adventure
    Mysterion ***FIRST TIME WINNER! ***
    M'Sharak (14x)
    NCC-1701 (7x)
    Nebusj
    Nerys Myk (43x!) *** SPOCK AWARD DOUBLE-WINNER -- TWICE in a ROW***
    Noname Given (2x)
    NTRPRZ
    Outpost4 (16x)
    Quo Vadimus
    Rat Boy (47!x)
    Redfern (2x)
    SciFi75 (5x)
    scottydog (27x)
    Sector 7
    seigezunt (4x)
    Shatmandu (25x)
    Shaw (4x)
    shivkala
    Sir Rhosis (2x)
    S'Kai
    Sovay
    SRFX
    ssosmcin
    Super Grover
    Tallis Rhul
    Tan Ru (2x)
    T'Bonz (8x)
    T'Girl (2x)
    terranova
    Tharpdevenport (3x)
    the 4th hanson bro (4x)
    TheGallifreyanSith
    The Badger (4x)
    The Castellan
    The Cutest of Borg (2x)
    The Laughing Vulcan (21x)
    The Old Mixer
    The Squire of Gothos (11x)
    The Tone (2x)
    TigerOfDarkness (2x)
    Tim M (3x)
    Toban Kal
    Tribble (9x) *** BIG WINNER! ***
    Triskelion (29x) *** BIG WINNER! ***
    Tristan
    Turbo (2x)
    UssGlenn (2x)
    Volphone_the_Fox ***FIRST TIME BIG WINNER! ***
    vassa
    Ward Fowler (4x)
    Woulfe (4x)
    Yeoman Randi (2x)
    Zachery Smith
     
  2. Mr. Adventure

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  3. Shatmandu

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  5. Alrik

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  6. Alrik

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    :guffaw: You totally beat me to it. I didn't even get the chance to save the pic and shop it. Nicely played. :techman:
     
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  8. Shatmandu

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  9. Nerys Myk

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  11. Rat Boy

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  12. captain crow

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    Thanks for another bifurcated win Shatmandu



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  13. Rat Boy

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  14. Shatmandu

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  19. captain crow

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  20. Botany Bay

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    Thankyou to all for the best laugh of the week :lol: