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What's the nearest body of water to you?

Fox River, Northern Illinois

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Wow, nice. I didn't know they had rock formations like that in northern Illinois. I thought most of interesting formations were down closer to the southern end. I know the landscapes in Indiana and Ohio get more interesting the closer to the Kentucky hills you get...
 
I think that's down by Marseilles, at the confluence with the Illinois, maybe 25 miles south of here. We are in northern Illinois, though, which was glaciated. There is a bedrock that outcrops by us and makes a nice solid floor to cross on, which is why our village exists. It was an ancient crossing, used by native Americans, too. Here is how it looks by us. It's shallow here.

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Lake Erie to the north, the Cuyahoga River to the east. Both are about the same distance from me.
 
I laugh at all of your pitiful little creeks and glorified gutters, for I live but a stone's throw from the mightiest of all rivers, the majestic Santa Ana. BEHOLD!

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Many a blissful day I spent walking out to the middle of the sand pit, swarms of mosquitoes gracefully dancing around me in communion, welcoming me back to nature. I would fly fish its bountiful puddles, whose darkened depths held untold riches for those with a very active imagination or powerful hallucinogens purchased from the wise and mystical old vagrants who migrated its endless stone shores in search of aluminum cans and adventure.

There's also the Pacific Ocean about a mile and a half up the street, but when you have all of that right next door, really, who needs an ocean? Besides, there are dolphins and other unsavory types there like women's professional surfers and volleyball enthusiasts in their bikinis... Pfft to all that, says I. I'm at peace on the river.

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However, can the mighty Santa Ana make you...

RICH?

The American River CAN!!

http://www.consrv.ca.gov/cgs/geologic_resources/gold/Pages/index.aspx

Sucks to be you sir..

:)
 
However, can the mighty Santa Ana make you...

RICH?

If you collect enough aluminum cans.


A lot of my family lives up in Sacramento, so I have many fond memories of the American River. Last time I was up there visiting on the (long) way back from spending a week at Lake Tahoe a few years ago, we went whitewater rafting with a psychotic guide nicknamed Ram-Joe. The guy lived up to his namesake. :lol:
 
Ram-Joe?..Damn, I might know the gent.. I worked at a Radio Shack here in town..and this crazy looking guy with slightly damp clothes came in, his buds called him Joe or Ram-Joe..

He scared me on land...hate to think about the water..
 
Nearest major body of water would be the Mississippi River. Between here and there though are a whole bunch of lakes.
 
You are disturbingly close to me.
Do you like it here? I'm not from here, but I appreciate the water-rich environs, coming from SoCal and Arizona. It's very green.

I grew up around here, so it's nothing special to me. I moved away for college, but it was just to the other side of the state. The weather was exactly the same there.
 
The river Bann is about a mile away as the crow flies.

The nearest lakes are the Craigavon lakes, about 3 miles away, they're artificial and not very big.

Lough Neagh is about 5 - 7 miles away and is the nearest large, natural lake. It's also the largest lake in the UK.

The nearest sea is the Irish Sea, it's about 30 miles away.
 
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