>>> Facts about Trip Tucker <<<

[Mach5]

I know that Trip is nowhere near as cool and awesome as Captain Richard Robau, but then again, no one is anyway.

I believe Trip deserves this kind of thread in every Star Trek forum on the net, so if this is in fact the first of its kind, lets start a trend!

I'll start...

Trip Tucker is so awesome, that he doesn't even need to get women pregnant to have children. He gets pregnant for them!

 

[ChristopherPike]

Trip is so awesome unlike that big girl's blouse Malcolm, he's never ever peed in an EV suit... some say, he stores up bodily fluids like a camel.

 

[JiNX-01]

I'll start...

Trip Tucker is so awesome, that he doesn't even need to get women pregnant to have children.

That would be great on a T-shirt.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Trip Tucker doesn't die from electrocution.

His nervous system just takes a nap.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip didn't die in "TATV."

He just went into hiding...and waited.

 

[Voyagerian]

Trip is so awesome, they hooked his brain up to the telepresence device-and he shot the Enterprise to Warp Six-and that ain't even supposed ta happen!!!

 

[Bones2]

Trip never gets lonely because he has his brain cell for company.

 

[Voyagerian]

Trip fools everyone into thinking he's just an ol country boy-when he can rebuild a warpcore with his eyes closed. NUFF SAID THERE.Actually....he doesn't NEED more than one brain cell, since his are superior to average Joes...

 

[ChristopherPike]

He's so awesome, he once saved the Enterprise with duct tape and some plyers...

...he also once performed a cold start on the warp reactor, which actually did change the laws of physics, but conveniently forget to log it down... just to make Montgomery Scott look good.

 

[Voyagerian]

LOL!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Trip is SO AWESOME he found a way into a Vulcan woman's heart against everything her culture had raised her to value.

 

[Nerys Myk]

He's dead

 

[JiNX-01]

^

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Trip is SO AWESOME we don't need lame Chuck Norris hyperbole to describe him, we just refer to the episodes.

 

[Starpaul20]

Trip is SO AWESOME he never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip was Captain Robau's childhood hero.

 

[Voyagerian]

^

AMEN!! He lives on-in print, and in fanfic.

 

[Bones2]

Trip isn't allowed to eat with a knife and fork in case he hurts himself.

Come on people, the man was an idiot.

 

[Mach5]

Trip isn't allowed to eat with a knife and fork in case he hurts himself.

Come on people, the man was an idiot.

No one is forcing you to post here...

 

[Bones2]

My facts are just as valid as anyone else's.