Movie Caption Contest #115: You Broke Your Big Ships

[Bones2]

Scotty, Kirk, and McCoy are deeply moved by the prettiest rainbow they've ever seen.

Data: <buzzzzzzz>

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Data: "Deanna, do you smoke after sex?"

Troi: "I don't know, i've never looked."

*crickets*

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "My god, Bones -- what have I done to the thread?"

McCoy: "You've done what you've always done -- turn Epic FAIL into WIN."

Scotty: "By the by, it looks like you've been banned, cap'n."

SPOCKED: "Comments to MA."

 

[ThePlumsofWrath]

Kirk: 'Chekov you lying bastard, you said you put the parking brakes on'

Scott: 'Shit - now we're banjo'ed'

McCoy: 'Shut up all of you, I've got voices in my head'

Kirk: 'This is a bad day out - FAIL'.

 

[ThePlumsofWrath]

Data: 'A little shimmy to the left please and the brown wings are yours Troi'

Troi: 'I only asked where the brakes were you tool'

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "Scotty, you sure these are the correct coordinates?"

Scotty: "Aye sir, we should be able to see her from here"

Kirk: "Alright... keep your eyes peeled"

 

[Candlelight]

"Ah we had good times on that ship didn't we...? Scotty, remember when you got stuck in those water pipes and you almost got chopped up? Ah they were good times... "can I have a towel?"... Ha! Spock almost flipped his shit at you"

 

[LeadHead]

The Enterprise taken down by a lowly Bird-of-Prey. Well, that's gotta be the last time that'll happen in a Star Trek movie.

 

[Candlelight]

Scotty: "Och, she's a-comin' down"
McCoy: "Yeah she's- she's coming right for us! C'mon Jim-"
Kirk: "Striker! You've gotta keep the nose up! Watch those flaps!"
McCoy: "??"
*McCoy and Scotty run away*

 

[T'Girl]

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Scotty: "The important thing is the klingons are dead."
McCoy: "The important thing is we're all alive.""
Kirk: "The important thing is Sulu not in this shot."
Takei: "Screw you Shatner!"
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[Tribble]

Scotty, Kirk, and McCoy are deeply moved by the prettiest rainbow they've ever seen.

McCoy: So the gays are controlling the weather now?

 

[Bones2]

Scotty, Kirk, and McCoy are deeply moved by the prettiest rainbow they've ever seen.

McCoy: So the gays are controlling the weather now?

<insert any Sulu reference>

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Scotty: "The important thing is the klingons are dead."
McCoy: "The important thing is we're all alive.""
Kirk: "The important thing is Sulu not in this shot."
Takei: "Screw you Shatner!"
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Like this muchly...

Kirk: "My God Bones, What have I done?"
McCoy: "Dude... like you totally trashed the starship."

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all three play air guitar: "Excellent!"