Facts About Captain Robau
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Put the police said it was okay and left.
^The commissioner--played by Samuel L. Jackson--was an apprentice of Robau's.
It is better to serve under Robau, than to rule over Kirk.
Was he already there when you told him to come?
Robau isn't magically delicious, but only because there are some forces in the universe greater than magic.
Where Robau goes, he needs no roads.
The great monster's head roared to the heavens and unleashed it's destructive fury, and Robau looked on it and shouted "EAT PHOTONS AND DIE BITCH!" and the Kelvin's mighty torpedoes struck the beast and it did eat the photons and it did die, for it was a bitch.
Praise be to Robau the Holiest of the Holy Badasses.
Praise be to Robau the Holiest of the Holy Badasses.
Yes, but did you know that it was ROBAU himself that was fighting the dogs? When Robau bares his teeth...watch out!
Robau is THAT damn good...yes.
Robau can time travel at just eight point EIGHT miles per hour.
Robau time traveled as the pike hit him, he went back in time to ensure that Trek XI was made, but JJ Abrams misinterpretted his skipping out of time as dying. JJ Now has a permanent wedgie and has learned... fear.
Robau took Nero's weapon and turned it on him. Now Nero is inside the black hole learning to walk upright again.
Time is the fire in which Robau makes the most badass s'mores you've EVER eaten.
Chances of a redshirt surviving a mission with Captain Kirk? 0.003%. Chances of a redshirt surviving a mission with Captain Robau? Absolutely none. Robau's missions are way too badass. And classified. So don't you dare ask him.
The Klingons didn't really kill their gods, Robau just showed up and offed them.
Robau can eat a box of Slim Jim's and not feel like he's just been touched in a very bad place.
Robau is presently kicking your ass yesterday and has already kicked your ass tomorrow.
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