Movie Caption Contest #110: Blu-Ray Blues - The Search For Spock

[Shatmandu]

A win! Whee!

Valkris: "You will receive payment soon enough, Captain ... unlike the guy who installed my knockers ..."

Kirk: "Using the toilet after Scotty? Have you lost your mind?"

Grignak: "Me kill."
McCoy: "Are you threatening me?"
Grignak: "Shit backward, I say, wipeass."

Kirk: "What happened to 'trainees and a chimpanzee'?"
Scotty: "I didn't account for a Russian douchebag with a bad combover."

 

[cooleddie74]

VALKRIS: "The code, My Lord...

Milk...milk...lemonade...

Around the asteroid field...Gagh is made."

McCOY:"They put HOW many raisins in each scoop?!"

"Beard I have, yes.

Gay it is...VERY."

KIRK:"Let's get the hell out of here...we have less than 60 seconds before the speakers start blasting Michael Bolton!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Valkris: Yes, my lord, they are real and they are spectacular.
Helmsmen: Hmm... think again.

McCoy: I've had a little Spock put in me!
Kirk: One or both?
McCoy: Both!

Grignak: Manner of speaking, stole I. Yoda from.

 

[Shatmandu]

Grignak: "Like this, talk I, for the tourists. Eat this shit up, they do. Stop now, I ... Ah, fuck it: you wanna blow job or not?"

McCoy: "Spock doesn't drink. YOU NEED TO GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF ME NOW. NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Four credits you give me...or else DRY HANDJOB nooooo!!"

McCOY:"I couldn't...I couldn't BELIEVE IT, JIM.

The...the savings.

I've never seen a replimat with so many SAVINGS!!!"

 

[LeadHead]

Captain: This is a fine ship, makes very good use of space. The bridge is also the cargo hold, Captains Quarters, mess Hall...
Valkris: Yes, yes, where's the bathroom?
Captain: Bring us to a full stop, I guess she's gotta take the helm.

Kirk: My god! Kirk to Sickbay, McCoy was forced to watch Crank 2: High Voltage. Prepare for electro-shock therapy.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Your internet date.

Kirk: What do the sensors say Mr. Chekov?
Chekov: We should have renewed the insurance policy.

 

[cooleddie74]

LAMEST German disco rave ever.

"I was in WHAT movie with giant rabbits?!

KILL ME, JIM!! For the love of all that's good...KILL me now!!!"

Match.com


Because let's face it. You don't really deserve anyone better.

CHEKOV:"Vat does Rinse Cycle mean, Admiral?"

 

[LeadHead]

Multi Cap Response

Kirk: Gentlemen, we have a very dangerous mission ahead. Apparently, Bernie Madoff has survived all the way to the 23rd Century. We must find him before he hatches a new scheme.

McCoy: McCoy to Kirk, I've found him.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Don't look at ME, Admiral!

I'm not the sick bastard who drank half a bottle of 2047 Stolichnaya and polished off three borgas bowls of beet soup!!"

"Me love you LONNNNG time, I will..."

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Computer, Commander Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineering Officer-
Computer: Unable to comply, you are wearing Captain's rank.
Scotty: Okay, that's not my fault, the wardrobe department-
Kirk: By the way Scotty, that color doesn't work for you. Let's fix that in the next film.

 

[Mistral]

Scott:"He's stoned out of his mind, Captain!"

Kirk: "Oh, I'm sure he can drive just fine! After all, it's not as if he's been drinking."

Scott: "Aye, you're probably right, Cap-Hey, what are you trying to say?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Code?

WHAT bloody code? I thought ye always told us we could just slide the Long John Silver's treasure chest key into the bloody hole and it'd activate!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: I wish I never met yah on that godforsaken ice rock of a planet, Delta Vega.
Kirk: Oh, I'm sorry, but I thought you'd like to get off on something other than a black-eyed alien midget.
Chekov: Can ve just blow up the ship now?!

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Dammit, you're a doctor, not Marty Feldman!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: 1.21 jigowatts! 1.21 jigowatts!
Kirk: Gigawatts! It's pronounced gigawatts!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Grignak was a little nervous, this was his first trip outside the waitingroom with out being 'shopped on someone elses body.

VALKRIS: And the shipment of VCRs?

KRUGE: VCRs????? FIRE!!!!!!

KOENIG: Why does it smell like Canadian moose droppings all of a sudden?

 

[LeadHead]

Valkris: So we'll need to transmit the data when he gets here. Do you have a USB?
Captain: No.
Valkris: Fire wire?
Captain: No.
Valkris: DVD?
Captain: No.
Valkris: Then what do you have here?
Captain: Floppy Disks. We figure if we have to upload the files 1 Kb at a time, they can't kill us.

 

[Mistral]

De: "A bald, French captain?!? A woman captain?!? A bald, black captain?!? The franchise can't take it!"

Shat: "It get's worse-they're going to have a wooden, piss-poor acting white man as captain, too!"

De: "You're gonna do another series?"

 

[SilentP]

Valkris: Ooo, oooh, place a bid on that!

Left Human Navigator: What she gone and ordered now?

Right Human Navigator: You might not want to do.

Price Sale: Quataloos million two. Included not Postage

Kirk: Ah, come on, Sulu wants to try it as well.

Scotty: There be no bloody wae I'm gonna do tha' with ya' Cap'n, righ' Chekov?

Checkov:.....now hand on, I vouldn't say no.

ALL POWER TO THE HYPNOCOY!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

This old man, he has Spock
There's a Spock inside this Doc
With a Nick-Nack, Grignak
Katra-bearing strife
Now watch Spock come back to life...