Spock: "Watch, gentlemen, as I make my eyebrows look like a pair of women's breasts."
I've been watching for 20 minutes and it hasn't happened yet. C'mon, let's get with it!!!
TOS Caption Contest #142: It's a Spock, Spock, Spock, Spock World
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I've been watching for 20 minutes and it hasn't happened yet. C'mon, let's get with it!!!
Spock: "Watch, gentlemen, as I make my eyebrows look like a pair of women's breasts."
I've been watching for 20 minutes and it hasn't happened yet. C'mon, let's get with it!!!
Spock: "I never said they were excellent breasts. They are more like.... Sulu's."
McCoy: "I know its a catchy tune, but three days?"
Spock: "Yes Doctor, it has taken precisely three days of intense meditation to purge the 'Barney and Friends' theme song from my mind."
Kirk: (OS singing): "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...."
Spock: "Damn it!"
Jim: "Scotty we know you've been nipping off to the bathroom when its your round."
Bones: "Yeah, you're a tight fisted Scotsman. The walls back there are invisible and your standing there scratching your arse, waiting."
Spock <takes his drink & smacks him in the back of the head>
McCoy: "Spock! You've been staring at that thing for 3 weeks! There aren't any updates! There aren't going to be any updates! It's Viva Pinata! Nobody cares!"
My name is...
UNPRONOUNCABLE Spock and I'm 'onna hip hop rock
ur world girl put u in a lock box
like Ambassador Kollos drive a Vulcan mental
I got no emotion and I never fly a rental
cause ur logic's on fire when I pluck your green lyre
til the fat man hollers fire phasers armed my delta flyer
canon violation in uranus spatial station.
Feedin' ladies Ken-L-Ration
klingon swinging bat's and singin opera like it's gangsta,
i ain't got no tats
but I'll rap my katra's angsta
meldin every yeoman
like Caligula the roman
wearin fur made of mugato
makin Sulu say chotto matto
and the slashers sayin' shatman
lookin' like he sat on rattan
but u ain't got to wave ur naked feather
on a hillside in the weather
I may have two pointed ears
But I never cry tears
'cept once in every seven years.
Word....
Scotty: I just don't get that music.
McCoy: You ain't supposed to.
McCoy: That is one fly ass beat.
Spock: Word.
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McCoy: "Superglue accident, huh Spock?"
Spock: "No Doctor, it's um, pon farr, yes... that's it, pon farr, not superglue at all."
Unbeknownst to McCoy, Spock was making the Vulcan hand gesture for "dick".
McCoy: "Someone with an HD camera followed Beyonce up three flights of stairs?"
Spock: "Yup. Have had it on 'Repeat Play' for six hours."
McCoy: "Scoot the fuck over and keep your hands to yourself, bitch ..."
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McCoy: "Someone with an HD camera followed Beyonce up three flights of stairs?"
Spock: "Yup. Have had it on 'Repeat Play' for six hours."
McCoy: "Scoot the fuck over and keep your hands to yourself, bitch ..."
*Later*
McCoy: "I'll be damned. Kanye West was right."
"How can I get those 13 young Salvadorean bitches to do tricks from my quarters without Starfleet finding out?"
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