TOS Caption Contest #142: It's a Spock, Spock, Spock, Spock World

[scottydog]

Spock: "I hate being 'it'. 123456789 ten, ready or not, here I come."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

"By Grabthar's hammer.... Why did I have to get hit on the head by Grabthar's hammer...."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Don't feel bad, Spock. It happens to every man."

Spock: "Yes, Doctor, but when it happens to me, I feel twice as bad."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: I find it illogical that the Robinsons continue to allow Doctor Smith to accompany them from planet to planet.
McCoy: Blast it, Spock. It's just a television show.

 

[tharpdevenport]

CySpocks: "You're about to be a Slim Jim, Jim..."

 

[scottydog]

Not having a bathroom aboard the ship sometimes has its consequences....

Spock: "Mr. Scott, when you beamed the urine out of my bladder, you also accidentally beamed out my spleen and my left nipple. Please beam back those latter two items immediately."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Has Shatmandu changed out the caption contest yet?"

Spock: "Negative, doctor. He is allowing others ample time to further humiliate me, my Vulcan heritage, and my genitalia."

<McCoy smiles>

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OR

McCoy: "Has Shatmandu changed out the caption contest yet?"

Spock: "Negative, doctor. He is allowing others ample time to further humiliate me, my Vulcan heritage, and my genitalia."

McCoy, whispering: "McCoy to Chapel. Continue intravenous injections to Shatmandu, 2cc's of pentobarbital."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "He'll change it out tonight, Double-Dick. Don't worry."
Spock, softly: "So ... much ... hate."

 

[Alrik]

Carl Spock: "Word."

When Spock caught 'it' in his zipper, it hurt twice as bad.

McCoy: "Damn it Jim, would you pass it already?"

Scotty: "Aye, CANNONBALL!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"The Enemy Within" showed just one way of being in conflict with oneself.

Spock (heard in V.O): My mind to your mind... my thoughts
to your thoughts... my fingers to crushing your head...

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "The card that you are holding, Doctor, is the Jack of Hearts."

McCoy (OS): "Three of Diamonds."

Spock: "Damn it. Okay, lets go three out of five."

 

[Mistral]

Spock tries to find the end of the caption contest.

 

[Mistral]

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Scott: "Captain! If this whole bar is an illusion then what the hell have we been drinking?!?"

*McCoy subtly seals his fly*

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "My god man, squeezing her butt cheeks and jerking off? What were you thinking."

Spock: "Not now Doctor. Besides, at this moment, the logic escapes me."

 

[T'Girl]

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Intercom: " oo EE oo "

Kirk <filtered> "Spock, I've just had sex, inform the crew."

Spock: " heavy sign "

McCoy: "Morphine?"

Spock nods in resignation

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