Facts About Captain Robau

[barnaclelapse]

Robau is the son of Zap Rowsdower.

 

[Islander]

Robau does go the a spa for relaxation. He holds his breath and take a dip in the cold vacuum of space. It's good for his skin too.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau didn't command the Kelvin. He OWNED IT.

 

[cooleddie74]

One Soviet USS Kelvin, time changes YOU!

 

[M'Sharak]

Robau. Awesome. Badass. Blah Blah Blah. Eat this:

http://uploads.roddyinnovations.com/users/ITL/Poster_Robau_1.jpg

Badass.

 

[Nick Ryder]

That poster truly is badass in a way that defies the word.

Epically badass.

ITL you are a fraggin' genius. Robau would be pleased.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau can shout louder than Al Pacino.

 

[Cyke101]

Robau: the one world leader that Obama and McCain can both agree on.

Palin tried to shoot Robau from a helicopter. He deflected the shot and hit her credibility instead. Heeyooo!

 

[Islander]

Conspiracy theorist claims the CIA is pulling the strings that controls the Presidents.

Robau is pulling the strings that controls the CIA...

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau lives in Area 51.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is so badass, his Starfleet Security code name is "Area 102."

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau: the one world leader that Obama and McCain can both agree on.

Palin tried to shoot Robau from a helicopter. He deflected the shot and hit her credibility instead. Heeyooo!

He admired Sarah's audacity to try and shoot him, though. Which is why he shot Katie Couric's ratings down, too!

Here one:

It was Robau who cursed Obama with his teleprompter-addiction--because Ol' Barry refused to aknowledge that he will NEVER be One-BILLIONTH as awesome as HE!!!

(Sorry boys--couldn't resist, after that other politic post....)

AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS--a great leader for ALL parties to admire!!!

 

[Cyke101]

Robau: the one world leader that Obama and McCain can both agree on.

Palin tried to shoot Robau from a helicopter. He deflected the shot and hit her credibility instead. Heeyooo!

He admired Sarah's audacity to try and shoot him, though. Which is why he shot Katie Couric's ratings down, too!

Here one:

It was Robau who cursed Obama with his teleprompter-addiction--because Ol' Barry refused to aknowledge that he will NEVER be One-BILLIONTH as awesome as HE!!!

This I have to call out, as Obama seems to draw his power and charisma from The Source Robau in the first place. His name was originally going to be Robama in his honor, but his parents lost the long-form birth certificate.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau is the real president of the United States of EARTH... everyone else is just his toady.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau cannot be explored further in books and TV because the planet would collapse on itself due to the sheer weight of his awesomeness.

 

[Plecostomus]

I put a drop of Robau sweat in my automatic transmission. Mechanical problems solved and my car is now worth five BILLION times what it was worth yesterday.

 

[Rush Limborg]

His name was originally going to be Robama in his honor, but his parents lost the long-form birth certificate.

I LOVE THAT!!!

Wait--Robau hold the authority to grant permission to change LAST names???

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CAPTAIN ROBAU!!!

(While we're on the subject of last names...my namesake's last name is quite similar to Roabu's as well. The Mighty Robau blessed LimBAUgh at birth, and granted him great charisma and vocal power...and the rest is history!

AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!)

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau has decided to kill one person in this thread at random. And it's not me. He spared my life to warn you, because he likes a good chase.

 

[Cyke101]

His name was originally going to be Robama in his honor, but his parents lost the long-form birth certificate.

I LOVE THAT!!!

I live to serve Obedience brings victory, and victory is Robau.

(While we're on the subject of last names...my namesake's last name is quite similar to Roabu's as well. The Mighty Robau blessed LimBAUgh at birth, and granted him great charisma and vocal power...and the rest is history!

AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!)

I think this is further proof that Robau divides his power amongst factions just to see them fight for his own amusement. He is a cruel Robau, but a loving Robau.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

It was ROBAU who shot JR